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Chinese Detective

Illtcklu

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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.

So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later, he recieved this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.

He come house.

I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she go in hotel.

I climb tree-look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he. He play with she. She play with he.

I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see.
 
LOL! :jester:
i don't know why nobody responded to this, but that was hilarious!
:bouncybou
 
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