A cute recipe that went around on email over the holidays. Tee hee!
INGREDIENTS:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
1 bottle Jose Quervo Tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
DIRECTIONS:
Sample the Quervo to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check the Quervo
again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.At this point it's
best
to make sure the Quervo is still OK; try another cup ... just in case
Turn
off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the
cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the
turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the Quervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift
two
cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a shit. Check the Josie Quervo
Now
shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon
of
sugar, or somefink, whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the
cake
tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the
turner. Finally, throw the bowl in the stink, Finish the Joe Curvo and
find
someone to dance with.
INGREDIENTS:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
1 bottle Jose Quervo Tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
DIRECTIONS:
Sample the Quervo to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check the Quervo
again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.At this point it's
best
to make sure the Quervo is still OK; try another cup ... just in case
Turn
off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the
cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the
turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the Quervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift
two
cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a shit. Check the Josie Quervo
Now
shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon
of
sugar, or somefink, whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the
cake
tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the
turner. Finally, throw the bowl in the stink, Finish the Joe Curvo and
find
someone to dance with.
