classic office joke, updated

[milagros317]

The owner of a small business, not able to find his calculator, called out to his secretary, the only other person in the office, saying, "If I were to give you $23,000 but with an 6.5% discount, how much would you take off?"

She considered this for a few seconds and replied, "Everything but my piercings."

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[sole seeker]

Very nice! And believable too!