bellystrokes
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered
a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass
of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the guy said. "This is a special day for me. I'm
celebrating."
This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.
What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he
asked,"What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years
all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs.
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass
of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the guy said. "This is a special day for me. I'm
celebrating."
This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.
What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he
asked,"What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years
all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs.
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
