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colonoscopy (joke)

steph

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide
who
was the one in charge.


"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's
systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen
all
over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and
give
all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body
wherever
it needs to go."


"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to
see
where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in
a
huff, he shut down tight.

Wi! thin a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was
toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge !!



If you don't send this to at least 8 people....

no one will give a sh_t!
 
steph said:
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide
who
was the one in charge.


"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's
systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen
all
over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and
give
all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body
wherever
it needs to go."


"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to
see
where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in
a
huff, he shut down tight.

Wi! thin a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was
toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge !!



If you don't send this to at least 8 people....

no one will give a sh_t!

God!, you have and endless bag of good jokes, are you a collector? is that your hobby?
 
LOL! :evilha:
Nope but maybe I should be, huh? :wub:

I'm clearing out some of the email archives at home. I get a LOT of messages~I have friends all over the world! I'm pretty famous for my sense of humor (as you can tell if you read just a few of my posts) :jester: and consider myself lucky that my friends are funny too! The best of the best jokes, messages, etc., I share with my friends at TMF. :wub:

XOXO

Deadsea7777 said:
God!, you have and endless bag of good jokes, are you a collector? is that your hobby?
 
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