Condoms

[AphroditeRabbit]

I work at a party store, and as the title suggests, yes, we sell condoms. Well there is one particular guy that comes in, and it used to be every Friday. We would go through the same pathetic ritual everytime where he would cough, mumble something, and point to the wall. After me asking 'pardon?' about 5 times I was finally able to get him to say 'condom' in an audible way. Yes this boy who seems to think he was getting plenty of sex that night with whatever new girl happened to be in the car--and couldn't ask for a condom from a party store cashier. I think if you are too immature to just go in and get what you need (condom or otherwise) without all that nonsense, then you are too immature to even be having sex at all.

Blast you 18 year olds who plague me with your condoms at the store!! (And yes, as of yet, all who have bought a condom from the store while fake coughing and mumbling have all been 18 so far...not that I have anything against 18 year olds...I was one last year....I'm just saying so far that's who it's been.)

 

[AphxA1]

You know what would be funny. Pretend like you dont know the price of the condoms and yell on the loud speaker. "I need a price check on latex rubbers"

 

[XaviarRkR]

err, well, errrr... have you er.. where are the..

errr...

Tube of toothpast please

 

[chode]

Um..who cares? So the dude was/is emberrassed. Whats the big deal. If your job is working at one of those store then you should have some tact and be more understanding. Not everyone who comes in there is going to yell out that they want rubbers. I could care less who sees me buying them but for others its a private thing and should be treated as such. I mean, it is pretty much anouncing that your going to get some ass to everyone who is around. Maybe he likes his private life private and doesnt want to be loud about it. Cut people some slack. Im sure you could have enough tact to make the dude comforable enough with your friendly attitude couldnt you? Then maybe he wouldnt be scared to ask for em when the cashier girl isnt asking him to repeat himself over and over when she fullly knows what the hell he wants.

 

[Kalamos]

He's probably too shy to ask, since AR's a girl - and *some* girl, according to Naveltklr...

Poor sod... they should give those things out free of charge.


Being young is already miserable to begin with. Being embarassed, and feeling guilty too doesn't really help. 😀

C'mon, AR, the poor youngster did just ask for [edit... what's the slang word? lubes? flubbers?]... he didn't ask you to help him try them on... 😀


[Now, this should sparkle a good flame... 😀 ]

 

[chode]

Im shocked we agree kalamos. And i like that comment "he could have asked you to help him try them on." For real, give him a break. Or is it just an underlying resentment that he is getting ass..........

 

[AphxA1]

probably : )

 

[Kalamos]

Im shocked we agree kalamos. And i like that comment "he could have asked you to help him try them on."

😉

 

[Camel26]

Now kids, play nice...or I'll have to separate you...and smack you around with a good set of rubbers...😛 Calm down everyone!!! She was just making an observation!!!

It's all good...and condoms are AWESOME...so remember:

Don't be a chump, wrap your stump before you hump.

 

[morgandee]

i like wussies who are embarrassed of things, that's why funny people like me come by in the stores and notice them and embarrass them to help them on their way

it often drives them away or makes them mad, and it comes close to a fight

but then they notice my manly muscles

*flex*

man i wish i was a wussy without a spine so people could feel sorry for me so i can get attention and group hugs that way!

 

[Duke Diablo]

When I bought my condoms(I always have at least 3 with me, just in case, I'm VERY optimistic), i take them and buy them, just like a loaf of bread(insert something else that's common if you like), and I'm 18, so we're not all like that.

I don't know why it would be such a big deal: I mean, it's just merchandise.

But, if he's shy or some s*it like that, well, then you should... um... like... *thinks*... well, just give him the damn thing.

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

AR: believe it orn ot the hollywood brother thinks it has nothing to do with condoms per say. it is simply that you work retial and in retial there are many idiot customers whose sole purpose is to ruin your day. It can bea ny product, but the hollywood brtoher guess it funny to see a pimply faced geek who is buying a pack and not using it to have to ask one of the hottest and cutest ladies in the world for condoms. Have some fun with it. Grab the extra small size if the guy is in the store with his girl. You either got to laugh in retial or go insane according to the hollywood brother

 

[nessonite1]

That's one huge advantage to having a single partner. THE END OF CONDOMS FOREVER! Good god those things are awful. 😛

Umm..I mean...Practice safe sex!
yeah...

 

[His Divine Shadow]

That's one huge advantage to having a single partner. THE END OF CONDOMS FOREVER! Good god those things are awful. 😛

Umm..I mean...Practice safe sex!
yeah...

To quote Chibi...roffle! 😛

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

I would rather him be asking for the condoms than not to be.

 

[Cbarton]

Hey, most guys are gonna be like that at first, I know I was, and this was right after I got married! If he is still shy about it, either (1) he feels guilty about it (2) it's the fact that a very fair maiden is waiting on him (3) it's YOU again (the same girl waiting on me every time...wondering what is going thru your head every time I come up to the counter for them). Hey, many guys are insecure enough in this area as it is, don't make it any worse.

If all else fails, next time while he mumbles, just ask him. "The usual?" like you're a bartender and get them for him when he nods...

 

[MayDay1]

Hold it, hold it. You work for a PARTY store and sell condoms? What kind of party store is this? If I come in asking for noisemakers what will you give me?

 

[CellarDweller]

Hold it, hold it. You work for a PARTY store and sell condoms? What kind of party store is this? If I come in asking for noisemakers what will you give me?

rotflmao!

He probably feels that he's being judged for buying the condoms.

At least he is buying them.

 

[Kalamos]

Good point...

AR, with your aggressive attitude you are actually promoting the spreading of STDs!

😀 😀 😀

😉

J/k...

 

[CellarDweller]

lmao@Kalamos

AR, I can sympathize. I used to work retail. You meet some real winners.

 

[Cbarton]

Yeah..I worked retail pharmacy for about a year....get some crazy questions about those products....makes you wonder if some know where they go and which end is 'up'....

 

[MistressValerie1]

When we were first married, Hubby and I used to buy them from a mail-order catalogue because we both looked too young to be buying them legally, and it was awkward having to show picture ID 😀

 

[Cbarton]

Same here, Val. When we first got married...MDJ wouldn't get carded....but I would when we went to a dance place.....grew my mustache so I'd look older than her for real...

 

[morgandee]

i promote non-use of condoms because i want people to get aids and die

mainly because i want people to die

i used to make waterballoons out of condoms

i was bored

and i used them

fun-mania

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

Um..who cares? So the dude was/is emberrassed. Whats the big deal. If your job is working at one of those store then you should have some tact and be more understanding.

As I haven't even told anything I have ever said to him about it, how would you even know I'm not tactful to him? 🙂 The big deal is only where you make it one from an intended light-hearted thread.

Not everyone who comes in there is going to yell out that they want rubbers.

I must have missed where I said I wanted him to get on a loud speaker and yell it out 🙂

I could care less who sees me buying them but for others its a private thing and should be treated as such. I mean, it is pretty much anouncing that your going to get some ass to everyone who is around. Maybe he likes his private life private and doesnt want to be loud about it. Cut people some slack. Im sure you could have enough tact to make the dude comforable enough with your friendly attitude couldnt you?

I am very polite as nice to him, as much as I can say for your aggressive post. 🙂

Then maybe he wouldnt be scared to ask for em when the cashier girl isnt asking him to repeat himself over and over when she fullly knows what the hell he wants.

I don't always know what he wants because he also comes in for cigarettes, pizza, and whatever else people come in for.