So this Rabbi, Catholic priest, and a Baptist minister are all standing at the pearly gates, when St. Peter tells them they can not enter heaven until they convert a bear.
ZAP! They are sent to Earth. The Baptist speaks up first, and says" I'll go first." He comes back some time later shaking his head...."Didn't work. He won't listen."
The Catholic priest speaks up next,"Let me take a crack at it!" He comes back some time later shaking his head. "You're right. He won't listen."
The Rabbi says,"My turn!" He returns some time later all scratched and bruised and beaten.
"What happened?" The other two ask. "That bear, he didn't listen; but he was nothing but friendly!"
The Rabbi says, "I guess I shouldn't have started with circumcision......."
ZAP! They are sent to Earth. The Baptist speaks up first, and says" I'll go first." He comes back some time later shaking his head...."Didn't work. He won't listen."
The Catholic priest speaks up next,"Let me take a crack at it!" He comes back some time later shaking his head. "You're right. He won't listen."
The Rabbi says,"My turn!" He returns some time later all scratched and bruised and beaten.
"What happened?" The other two ask. "That bear, he didn't listen; but he was nothing but friendly!"
The Rabbi says, "I guess I shouldn't have started with circumcision......."
