Couple having sex while driving!

[Haltickling]

An amusing police report, just heard on the local radio here:

A police patrol stopped a slow-going car last night because they recognized strange movements from the driver. When the car stopped, the situation became clear: A woman sat on the driver's lap, and both had their underwear down. They didn't even stop their frantic sex when the cops opened the door!

Strangely, there's no law against having sex during driving here in Germany, so the couple was charged with "misuse of a vehicle in traffic"! 😀

 

[Knox The Hatter]

It's the only way to drive... 😛

 

[sole seeker]

Been there, done that!
Yes, I enjoyed myself a great deal!
It would have been much better if I hadn't needed to concentrate on staying in my lane!
Yes, even if it wasn't perfect, I enjoyed myself a great deal!

 

[trepak]

An amusing police report, just heard on the local radio here

DARN! The cops promised us to keep it a secret!!😡

 

[Faramir]

got a bj whilst driving once. never again...wound up in the median...sideways!

 

[Limeoutsider]

better than driving drunk

 

[BigBrownEyes]

I would wreck. Case closed 😀

 

[grippedchimp]

Must be hard to keep your hand on the gear shaft when in the missionary position. That must be some tantric shit muthafucka, dat's right!

 

[Haltickling]

Must be hard to keep your hand on the gear shaft when in the missionary position.

Perhaps it was an automatic... 😛

I'd find it much harder to keep a halfway constant pressure on the gas pedal! 😎