Cow Saves Farmer's Life

[Limeoutsider]

New Zealand farmer Kim Riley was trying to keep her cows from heading to a flooded river when she herself was swept away by the water and into the river. She had almost drowned from the strong current. Luckily, one of her cows went by her and she clinged on to its neck while the cow struggled to get back to the bank. Riley and her husband lost 15 of their 350 cows in the flood. She said her rescuer, Cow 569, would get extra attention as a 'thank you.'
How about naming the cow first?
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[Faramir]

Elsie

 

[the_Baron]

this whole story sounds like a load of Bull.

(i entertain myself)

 

[desdemona]

Hmmm...beef cow or dairy cow?? Beef cows are mean!!!! Also, it's harder to kill something you name, and that defeats the purpose for beef ranchers. Oh, well...just another day down under.

 

[sole seeker]

How about naming the cow first?

I know!! We could name him "Porterhouse"!

Well, that's not such a good name for a young, hip, rap-generation cow... how about "T-Bone"!

Wait, wait... I suppose a cow as noble as this one deserves to be rewarded - perhaps with a knighthood. Say, if he is so honored, how 'bout we call him "Sir Loin"?

Ok - ok... so what if I'm not very witty... don't have a cow, man!

 

[AphxA]

that story was very mooooooooooooving. hahah ok i need a gf.😀