tklr5150 said:
Yes.....OR....
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Go to a local teaching hospital or medical college and donate your body to science. Usually, if you're accepted, they give you a few hundred bucks and a small tattoo to indentify thier ownership of your remains upon your untimely and unfortunate demise (they send a card, too!), then you get the tattoo removed somewhere.
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OR:
Become a government assassin. No wait...don't ever do that. In fact, that line of work doesn't even exist. That's right...just the stuff of movies, kids. The government has never paid
me money to take someone out...no siree Bob! Not this guy!
...are they gone yet?...
OR:
See if there's anything unusual enough about yourself that you could parlay into circus-geek status. Tons of money in that.
OR:
Sell your blood. With the right diet and a little prayer, you can usually max it out at two pints every other day, every day if you keep it to three. And you get a cookie!
OR:
Go to the dump and pick up all the old bathtubs. Invest in two dozen of the cheapest little statues of the Virgin Mary you can find, and one can of blue paint. Paint them all blue, it won't matter. Chop the bathtubs in half and put a little statue in each one, turned upright. Then, drip a little ketchup into each eye. Take them all to Mexico and sell them to the locals as "Weeping Mary" statues and watch the pesos roll in! If you can't make it across the border for whatever personal reason you may have, this also works in Arkansas, West Virginia and Italy.
Good Luck!
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