Cutest thing you've heard a kid say?

[Adam]

I figured this would be a nice, feel-good thread leading up to the Thanksgiving holiday. For all of you who have kids, or just love 'em in general, I'd love to hear from you. In this thread, feel free to relive some happy memories and tell us all some of the cutest things you've heard from them. Consider this the TMF version of "Kids Say the Darndest Things". I'll get started with one of my all-time favorites...

"Pisketti and meepalls" (aka "spaghetti and meatballs")

Your turn. Have fun, guys and girls. 😀

 

[Babyshambles]

I figured this would be a nice, feel-good thread leading up to the Thanksgiving holiday. For all of you who have kids, or just love 'em in general, I'd love to hear from you. In this thread, feel free to relive some happy memories and tell us all some of the cutest things you've heard from them. Consider this the TMF version of "Kids Say the Darndest Things". I'll get started with one of my all-time favorites...

"Pisketti and meepalls" (aka "spaghetti and meatballs")

Your turn. Have fun, guys and girls. 😀

Seriously - I can't think of any.

 

[Oni Dorei]

A little girl no bigger than a minute said to her grandmother. "I'm not a baby."

 

[Deleted member 66627]

omg-- Hope we don't get this thread shut down. 😵

My son is full of that kinda shit.

He's taken to calling me Honey for some reason. Which comes out as "HUNNEEE??!!"

He thinks school buses are stupid. "Stupid schoolbus."

This was hysterical and terrible:

We were in a massive Warehouse store a few days ago and I had just realized I forgot an item that was allllllllllllllllll the way at the other side of the store. So, I drop my head down and mutter, "Son of a..." obviously leaving out the profanity.

Doesn't my son chime right in with, "Bitch."

Yeah, his grandfather will be getting reamed for that.

He's also convinced that Football is "baseball game". We've gotten into screaming matches about that.

I could go on.

 

[BellaRisa]

I have entirely too many, after working with toddlers for 20 yrs.

Currently my fave is that my daughters both assumed that *everyone* who was here for Bella Bash was coming back for Turkey Day tomorrow

 

[Bugman]

This happened when my niece was 5 or 6.I called one day.

Kate:Hello?

Me:Hi Kate,its uncle Brad.Is your dad home?

Kate:No

Me:Ok.Is your mom home?

Kate:No.

Me: Do you know where they went?

Kate:Yes.

I thought it was kind of cute and funny anyway.🙂

 

[ticklee_heather]

My little cousin...

he says, "Heber, watcha doin' Heber?" it is cute.

That and during election season I was keeping him on a saturday and he said, "I'm Bak Obama and I approve this message." I nearly died laughing.

 

[Adam]

My little cousin...

he says, "Heber, watcha doin' Heber?" it is cute.

That and during election season I was keeping him on a saturday and he said, "I'm Bak Obama and I approve this message." I nearly died laughing.

It's always cute when they try to pronounce names properly. Like an old friend of mine's son, who liked saying "Am" instead of Adam. I thought it was adorable. 🙂

 

[kered]

At a toy store I told Cierra she could pick out one doll. After about 20 minutes of thinking she came up with, " I want this one. But we should get this one to because Mommy would feel left out if I just got one and she didn't". I stuck to my guns and so did she. So we took two dolls home.

 

[tickledorange]

This is one of my favorite:

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[KrazieDog]

This is one of my favorite:

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DAMMIT ORANGE!!!!!!! I read the title of the thread and went look up this exact video and got the embed link ready and you had beaten me to it. LOL This is classic!

 

[tklee88]

My niece and nephew have said some pretty freaking hysterical things. When my nephew was learning to talk he couldn't say Katie so it came out T.T...I am now and forever known as Aunt T.T. Another is when my niece calls on the phone and leaves a 3 minute voice mail. She calls...Hello...T.T...this is Summer...Call me back as soon as you get this message...this is a gurgent(urgent) message...I WUVVVVVVVVVVVVVV YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I piddle...

 

[NukeLaloosh]

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[Skipadeedoodah]

H'okay - so to tell you this story I have to admit something embarassing about myself - so I better not catch any shit for it! *scary face*

Anyways, for the 1st 20 or so years of my life, I thought that a chipmunk and a squirrel were the same thing *sigh* So once Michael found this out and corrected me, he thinks it's the funniest thing to point out one or the other running around outside and say "What's that one Lyz?"

So anyway, Michael, my 4 y.o. niece Haley (who was about 2 at the time), my sister and my brother were all heading out to the car to go somewhere, and I saw a squirrel running across the yard. Wanting to point out the cute little critter to my niece, I said "Look Haley! A chipmunk!" and my two-year old niece says "No Aunt Biddy - squirrel." Realizing my mistake and hoping no one else heard, I quickly ushered her into the car, but of course, Michael heard the whole thing, and I haven't heard the end of it since.

*sigh* I LOVE my little baby niece...but DAYUM.

 

[Artoo]

It's always cute when they try to pronounce names properly.

I had a wee cousin who insisted that my name was Libben, and not Reuben as I patiently was trying to explain to her.

I've come out with some crackers, according to some old home videos. For example, when we were moving to Australia when I was 3, all of my belongings were being packed up in the removal van. I summed it up with the following sentance;

"I have toys; many toys...but I haven't".

 

[General Zod]

A few years back,my youngest niece would flush the toilet after pooping She would then face the toilet,and say bye shit,and wave at it

 

[primetime]

The greatest/funniest thing I have ever heard a kid say, I wasn't there. My best friend told me this incident and I oh I wish I was there!!! It went something like this......


Both my best friend and his son were standing in line at a VERY BUSY Supermarket. As he was putting items on the conveyor belt and the checker was ringing stuff up...


Jr. (best friend's son): Daddy?

Best Friend: Yes?

Jr: What's sperm?

My best friend was in complete shock.

Best friend: (stuttering) Huh? Um, what? Why?

(Keep in mind EVERYONE IN LINE heard this and were looking at him for an answer)

Jr: Because my friend at school said if you eat hot cheetos, you will lose your sperm count.

EVERYONE in the line started busting up as my friend kept stuttering....

best friend: Well see...um, I will tell you later...




Oh how I WISH I was there....Classic!

 

[Adam]

I once had a little boy ask me what I was doing at the "lie berry" (library). That's always a cute one. 😀

 

[draven]

human beings

when we were kids, my little sister would say "human beens!"

 

[bballa4life60]

My Friend's Cousin

My friend and his extended family were all having dinner at a nice, quiet restaurant one night. His cousin, Steve, was between 3 and 4 years old, and was very proud that he was using the bathroom by himself.

About halfway through the dinner, Steve asked his mom if he could go to the bathroom. She decided to let him go by himself, but sent Steve's older brother in with him incase he needed help.

After an apparently very success trip, he walked out of the bathroom and yelled from across the restaurant "Mom! I pooped a big one!!!!"