dating advice

[milagros317]

There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that.

He is going to try to put his hand between your legs , you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that but, don't let him do that, it will disgrace the family.

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. So, the next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said. She told her that she had let the young man kiss her, and feel her breast, put his hand between her legs.

But she said "grandmother I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

😀

 

[Knox The Hatter]

I think I just heard a voice somewhere up near North Caldwell go, "that's right! The family, the family's a ding of onna!!!!"

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Lordie, lordie Milagros.🙄 😀

 

[natural tickler]

🙄

 

[TKpervert]

I don't get it.

 

[ticklishbbw]

ROFLMAO

OMG....I spit my diet coke all over the screen on that one! Very funny.

tbbw

 

[tommytikl]

Oh the disgrace!!😀 🙂

 

[milagros317]

I'm glad that people liked this one. 😀 Not all of the jokes that I post here go over well.