Decoding

[bellystrokes]

Yeah yeah, we have seen them before, but some of us need a refresher course.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish...............................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit.............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................B$tch.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.

 

[german]

Yeah yeah, we have seen them before, but some of us need a refresher course.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish...............................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit.............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................B$tch.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.

lmao, that was the best - thanks

Kust

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny lists. 😀

 

[sole seeker]

LMAO! Good stuff!

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.

it's so funny how men and women are so different! Thanks for sharing bellystrokes!

 

[Illtcklu]

Bellystrokes: I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
Bellystrokes: May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Bellystrokes: Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Bellystrokes: Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Bellystrokes: Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

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[bellystrokes]

Bellystrokes: I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
Bellystrokes: May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Bellystrokes: Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Bellystrokes: Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Bellystrokes: Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

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Sure! And you should recognize me. I am a feminist free-spirit, who is emotionally secure. I may be just average looking but I am outgoing. Hoping to find a soul mate.

 

[bellystrokes]

Illtcklu, I just wrote to you, why haven't you answered.

 

[bellystrokes]

Illtcku, my soulmate, where are you?

 

[Illtcklu]

I was just thinking............about you! = How many positions can she get in for sex!

 

[Bugman]

ROFL!! So true!!!