Hahaha I have been going to the dentist, once a week, for the past seven weeks. It was long overdue, as I hadn't been to the dentist for many many years. It started with a consultation, which lead to several "deep cleaning" sessions, a few fillings, and some teeth being yanked out.
I am so over dentist visits. I got a follow up cleaning early next year and I'm ok with the wait.
But I did let my mind wander to our favorite dentist-themed tickle material, to help me relax and cope. The dental hygienist there was young, beautiful, kind and flirty (likely her method to help her patients relax). I couldn't help but imagine what my visits be like, in an alternate timeline of the Ozzy variety 😉
