Derping through Life

[C.A.B.]

The pointless purpose of this thread is to confess and document the stupid shit we do to ourselves during momentary lapses in brain function (commonly occurring in the morning hours) that you are thankful nobody was around to witness. Galactically stupid derp moments; yet not stupid enough that someone feels compelled to hold a telethon for you.


I nuked a low-brow breakfast burrito in a paper towel this morning in the microwave. Then my burrito had little pieces of paper towel glued to it. Peeled it as best I could. Ate it anyway.


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[desdemona]

I brought home some left over pizza last night and left it on the stove. Later, when I got hungry, I went in search of the two pieces I'd saved....only to find my cats had knocked the box down on the floor and devoured them. I was either falling asleep or really engrossed in my computer...or I have ninja cats. And today I have upset tummy cats, which makes their mom, a vet, look like a bigger fool. Sigh...

 

[milagros317]

I went down to the laundry room (which is in the basement of the apartment building in which I live) with my laundry and detergent, but forgot the magnetic card used to pay for the washers and dryers. On the long trek down the hallway back to the elevator I felt distinctly like an idiot.