denver_tickler
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Not sure if this one has graced the boards, but I'm not about to read through 70-something pages to find out...
Two homeless guys are hanging out in an alley.
One of them smiles real big and says "I had the best day ever yesterday!"
"Yeah? What made it so great?"
"Well, I was wandering around the train yard and I found a woman tied to the tracks. Just like in one of those old movies."
"Whad'ya do?"
"I untied her and brought her down by the river... She was so grateful that all she wanted to do was has sex with me! She had the hottest body I've ever seen. It was awesome!"
"Nice... Did she give ya any head?"
"No. She didn't have one of those."
Two homeless guys are hanging out in an alley.
One of them smiles real big and says "I had the best day ever yesterday!"
"Yeah? What made it so great?"
"Well, I was wandering around the train yard and I found a woman tied to the tracks. Just like in one of those old movies."
"Whad'ya do?"
"I untied her and brought her down by the river... She was so grateful that all she wanted to do was has sex with me! She had the hottest body I've ever seen. It was awesome!"
"Nice... Did she give ya any head?"
"No. She didn't have one of those."