1. After months of drudgery, your boss tells you you’ve been given the go-ahead on a new project you’re really excited about. How do you respond?
Jump right in with a renewed passion.
Turn down your boss’s offer, just to demonstrate that ultimately, you report to no man (or woman).
Relax. Breathe. Do the work, but don’t make too big a deal out of it.
2. You spot a loathsome intergalactic villain approaching, but -- alas! -- your light saber’s batteries are running low. What do you do?
Batteries, schmatteries! Use the force!
While the villain isn’t looking, quietly replace the light beam with a menacing-looking red plastic tube.
Put your saber back in its holster and resolve to buy a car-charger.
3. What question would you most like to ask Yoda?
"Can I get a light saber that plays mp3s?"
"What is the true path to enlightenment?"
"Dude, how do you type with only three fingers on each hand?"
4. When the dot-com stock bubble burst, your watched your early-retirement fund vanish before your very eyes. How did you react?
By being philosophical: smart investing requires a long-term view.
By admitting that what’s gone is gone and vowing never to invest again.
By breaking into the offices of MyCyberLatteDelivery.net and stealing all their Aeron chairs.
5. In a history-making surprise, Denzel Washington beats you out for the Best Actor Oscar. Do you...
Congratulate him on his great performance?
Resolve to give the Oscar-winning performance this year?
Destroy all members of the Academy who didn't vote for you?
6. You learn that the prequel to a major blockbuster will be coming to your local cineplex two months from now. What do you do in response?
Set up camp outside the theater so you can get prime seats (and prime TV exposure).
Wait a few weeks. Have some fun. Do some good work. Then, buy tickets in advance on Moviefone.
Spend the next two months showing off your wit and wisdom on message boards across the Internet, such as those found at AOL Keyword: Star Wars.
7. You are enrolled in an elite training academy. Based on your performance, your instructor begins referring to you as “the chosen one.” In response you...
Say, “Wow, thanks!”
Pay his compliment absolutely no heed. Goof off and get into trouble with no thought of consequence.
Shrug it off...he probably says that to everyone to make ‘em feel special.
8. A routine visit to the doctor turns sour. You are informed you have only four months to live. What do you do now?
Embark on a consequences-be-damned quest for pleasure.
Head back home and finish the crossword you started over breakfast.
Finally get off your duff tackle that big project you’ve been putting off for so long -- it’s time to start thinking about a legacy.
Score to follow:
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Your score: 0 out of 24.
You have strayed from the path of the Jedi. Your answers show that you are easily roused to violence, anger and excessive light-saber use.
LOL........To actually take the test go to..........aol.com.........
Ven
Jump right in with a renewed passion.
Turn down your boss’s offer, just to demonstrate that ultimately, you report to no man (or woman).
Relax. Breathe. Do the work, but don’t make too big a deal out of it.
2. You spot a loathsome intergalactic villain approaching, but -- alas! -- your light saber’s batteries are running low. What do you do?
Batteries, schmatteries! Use the force!
While the villain isn’t looking, quietly replace the light beam with a menacing-looking red plastic tube.
Put your saber back in its holster and resolve to buy a car-charger.
3. What question would you most like to ask Yoda?
"Can I get a light saber that plays mp3s?"
"What is the true path to enlightenment?"
"Dude, how do you type with only three fingers on each hand?"
4. When the dot-com stock bubble burst, your watched your early-retirement fund vanish before your very eyes. How did you react?
By being philosophical: smart investing requires a long-term view.
By admitting that what’s gone is gone and vowing never to invest again.
By breaking into the offices of MyCyberLatteDelivery.net and stealing all their Aeron chairs.
5. In a history-making surprise, Denzel Washington beats you out for the Best Actor Oscar. Do you...
Congratulate him on his great performance?
Resolve to give the Oscar-winning performance this year?
Destroy all members of the Academy who didn't vote for you?
6. You learn that the prequel to a major blockbuster will be coming to your local cineplex two months from now. What do you do in response?
Set up camp outside the theater so you can get prime seats (and prime TV exposure).
Wait a few weeks. Have some fun. Do some good work. Then, buy tickets in advance on Moviefone.
Spend the next two months showing off your wit and wisdom on message boards across the Internet, such as those found at AOL Keyword: Star Wars.
7. You are enrolled in an elite training academy. Based on your performance, your instructor begins referring to you as “the chosen one.” In response you...
Say, “Wow, thanks!”
Pay his compliment absolutely no heed. Goof off and get into trouble with no thought of consequence.
Shrug it off...he probably says that to everyone to make ‘em feel special.
8. A routine visit to the doctor turns sour. You are informed you have only four months to live. What do you do now?
Embark on a consequences-be-damned quest for pleasure.
Head back home and finish the crossword you started over breakfast.
Finally get off your duff tackle that big project you’ve been putting off for so long -- it’s time to start thinking about a legacy.
Score to follow:
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Your score: 0 out of 24.
You have strayed from the path of the Jedi. Your answers show that you are easily roused to violence, anger and excessive light-saber use.
LOL........To actually take the test go to..........aol.com.........
Ven
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