Do you want to call in sick?

[giantfan121262]

You may want to consider these excuses to tell your boss. Don't worry, if your boss doesn't believe you, I will write you a note. 😀
I lost it when I read these this morning.

. I was sprayed by a skunk.

· I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.

· My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.

· I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.

· I forgot to come back to work after lunch.

· I couldn't find my shoes.

· I hurt myself bowling.

· I was spit on by a venomous snake.

· I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.

· A hitman was looking for me.

· My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.

· I eloped.

· My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.

· My cat unplugged my alarm clock.

· I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.

· I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.

· I forgot what day of the week it was.

· Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.

· A tree fell on my car.

· My monkey died.

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, Giantfan. 😀

 

[Mitchell]

LOL, Giant! Great list! David Letterman should try that list once.

Mitch

 

[ticklkitten]

for those who DARE to call me normal...

Or you could reverse the roles and do what *I* did about a month ago... some people sleep walk? I call people on the phone.... yeah. I called in sick to work one night at about four AM saying I came down with the flu. I left a message for my manager and then made a phone call to my office and left a message there for my coworker. And then showed up at work the next day with NO recollection of it! I didn't believe anyone until I looked at my "outgoing calls" list on my cell phone. Yep...

 

[tommytikl]

Re: for those who DARE to call me normal...

Drugs are bad... kidding Ticklkitten 😉

I have been known to sleep walk but not phone anyone while sleeping...good thing you didn't make a long distanct call!!

Or you could reverse the roles and do what *I* did about a month ago... some people sleep walk? I call people on the phone.... yeah. I called in sick to work one night at about four AM saying I came down with the flu. I left a message for my manager and then made a phone call to my office and left a message there for my coworker. And then showed up at work the next day with NO recollection of it! I didn't believe anyone until I looked at my "outgoing calls" list on my cell phone. Yep...

 

[ticklkitten]

Re: Re: for those who DARE to call me normal...

Drugs are bad... kidding Ticklkitten 😉

I have been known to sleep walk but not phone anyone while sleeping...good thing you didn't make a long distanct call!!

at least people don't generally find me boring... 😀