Doctor's Office Emergency

[kered]

A man came hobbling into his doctors office in terrible pain. The doctor saw him right away and asked, "What in the world happened to you?"
Larry replied, " I have this big hole in my ass. God, it hurts.
Doctor looks at Larry's ass and yells, " Son of a bitch! What caused that?"
Larry, now crying, exclaims, "I was raped by an elephant!"
The doctor says, " An elephants penis is long and thin. I don't see how it could do this much damage."
Larry grimaces and says, " He fingered me first!"

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

That was really funny! Thaks for sharing Kered!

 

[tickleterror]

LMFAO, that was funny.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Gross but funny. 😀

 

[sole seeker]

Laughed 'til I choked!

 

[kered]

LOL 😛
Gross but funny. 😀

Yeah, I might have crossed the line.....a little.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Yeah, I might have crossed the line.....a little.

Oh you did.

The Palace is disgusted with you. 😛

 

[Mastertank1]

Do you mean to tell us.....

Oh you did.

The Palace is disgusted with you. 😛

That Her Majesty was (gasp!) Not amused?

Oh, horrors!!!!!

(Pauses to remove tongue from cheek). 🙄

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

That Her Majesty was (gasp!) Not amused?

Oh, horrors!!!!!

(Pauses to remove tongue from cheek). 🙄

Lmao.

No, I'm sure she wasn't. Or wouldn't have been, as the case may be.

What a surprise.

Bloody royals. 🙄




Oh and Mastertank... less of the sarcastic wit. You'll put me out of a job! 😛