Don`t Kick The Animals

[unclebill]

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast, so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals."

The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don`t feel like feeding you today." So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig. The boy went inside the house and told his mother he was hungry. His mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken so you`re not going to get any eggs. I saw you kick the cow so you`re not getting any milk and I saw you kick the pig so you`re not going to get any bacon."

Just then the boys father walked down the steps and tripped over and kicked the cat and the boy said. "Mom, should I tell him???"

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Yep, never kick the pussy! AHHAHAHAHAH!

 

[AffectionateDan]

Don't kick the animals, especially the bears. And don't hijack the threads, especially when you're in bear country.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[unclebill]

Don't kick the animals, especially the bears. And don't hijack the threads, especially when you're in bear country.

Loosen your moderator badge, Dan. I think its a little too tight.