bellystrokes
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Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar .
While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about
their moonshine operation . Suddenly a woman
at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
to cough . After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
that she is in real distress .
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no .
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no .
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of
her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her
right butt cheek a lick with his tongue . The woman is so
shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth . As she begins to breathe again,
the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar .
His partner says,
"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver',
but I ain't never seed nobody do it !"
While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about
their moonshine operation . Suddenly a woman
at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
to cough . After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
that she is in real distress .
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no .
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no .
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of
her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her
right butt cheek a lick with his tongue . The woman is so
shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth . As she begins to breathe again,
the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar .
His partner says,
"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver',
but I ain't never seed nobody do it !"
