Don't tell anyone but..

[Bugman]

Kered claims Helena has thirteen toes.You didn't hear it from me.

 

[kered]

Bugman told me he only saw twelve toes on Helena, but keep it to yourself.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Zod loves Superman,but you didn't hear it from me.

 

[milagros317]

... Natural Tickler is now rooting for the Cardinals. 😱

 

[Perduabo]

Bugman secretly breeds a colony of cockroaches to do his bidding.

 

[milagros317]

... Lee Allure is actually ruling the world from a town in New Hampshire. 😀

 

[kered]

I had to do all of Milagros' homework in grade school or he would beat me up. SHHHHHH!!

 

[Perduabo]

Kered secretly subscribes to Cat Fancier

 

[milagros317]

... Bad Religion is actually tone deaf.

 

[General Zod]

I heard Zod loves Superman,but you didn't hear it from me.

I heard that Bugman picks his nose with his toes

 

[milagros317]

... Bugman actually keeps spiders as pets.

 

[Helena]

I heard there was a secret behind-the-scenes- quarrel between Kered and Buggy, because Buggy wanted to be featured on the cover of Kered's Playboy siggy. Is it true that time heals all wounds?

 

[Bugman]

I'm told Mil's is really a Giants fan,but you didn't hear it from me.

 

[Bugman]

Bugman secretly breeds a colony of cockroaches to do his bidding.

I have heard rumors that Perduabo has a Rush Limbaugh shirne in his basement,but you didn't hear it from me.

 

[Helena]

I heard Bugaboo just loves to gossip. I also saw him once in a tiny bikini.

 

[kered]

It is rumored that Helena is jealous of Buggy's tiny bikini.

 

[Helena]

It is rumored that Helena is jealous of Buggy's tiny bikini.

It is rumored that both Zod and Kered are jealous because I got to see this natural disaster unfold first-hand, and they can only hear about it from me.

 

[kered]

Did Helena just call Buggy a natural disaster?

 

[General Zod]

I heard Zod has a 12 inch schlong

 

[milagros317]

... Slacker can eat 45 hot dogs at one meal. 😱

 

[Helena]

I heard Zod has a 12 inch schlong

I'm filled with awe at the splendor of it all.

 

[General Zod]

I'm filled with awe at the splendor of it all.

I heard it's 12 inches............................folded in half

 

[Helena]

I heard it's 12 inches............................folded in half

However, it's kinda circus freaky since you are only four feet tall!

 

[General Zod]

However, it's kinda circus freaky since you are only four feet tall!

Good one

 

[kered]

.....Helena likes short guys.