K-Skate417
Level of Triple Ruby Feather
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There were these two convicted drug dealers who were having their trial on Friday. The judge was feeling lenient so she makes a decision and tells the dealers.
“ I am willing to reduce your sentence if you go out over the weekend and are able to get as many people as you can off drugs forever.”
So Monday comes and the judge asks the first dealer how many he people he was able to get off drugs forever.
He answers “17. And this is how I did it. I used two circles A small one and a large one. I pointed to the large circle and said this is your brain . Then I pointed to the small circle and said this is your brain on drugs.”
The judge seemed pleased and then asked the second dealer what progress he had.
He said” I was able to get 152 people to stop using drugs forever”
The Judge replied “ 152 people?! That’s amazing! How did you do that?
He answered” Well, I used the same two circles but in a different way. I pointed to the small one first and said, this is your asshole BEFORE prison…”
“ I am willing to reduce your sentence if you go out over the weekend and are able to get as many people as you can off drugs forever.”
So Monday comes and the judge asks the first dealer how many he people he was able to get off drugs forever.
He answers “17. And this is how I did it. I used two circles A small one and a large one. I pointed to the large circle and said this is your brain . Then I pointed to the small circle and said this is your brain on drugs.”
The judge seemed pleased and then asked the second dealer what progress he had.
He said” I was able to get 152 people to stop using drugs forever”
The Judge replied “ 152 people?! That’s amazing! How did you do that?
He answered” Well, I used the same two circles but in a different way. I pointed to the small one first and said, this is your asshole BEFORE prison…”
