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Elderly dating

sole seeker

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An elderly couple in a small town had been dating for a long time. At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for marriage.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation on how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally the old gentle man decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, hesitantly.

"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say - I would like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and asked ... "Is that one word...or two?"
 
sighs... i had to read it twice before i got it..
 
isabeau said:
sighs... i had to read it twice before i got it..
Most everyone has to pause and think before they get this one. I'd say you've made tremendous progress stretching your funny bone - you got this one on you own! 😛oke3:
 
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