A Wisconsin senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of
the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-10, pushing the pedal to the
metal
even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him,
blue
lights flashing, and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as
he
floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this
nonsense!", and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
Trooper to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of
the
Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding
that
I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my
wife
ran off with a Wisconsin State Trooper. I thought you were bringing
her
back.
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
of
the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-10, pushing the pedal to the
metal
even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him,
blue
lights flashing, and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as
he
floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this
nonsense!", and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
Trooper to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of
the
Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding
that
I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my
wife
ran off with a Wisconsin State Trooper. I thought you were bringing
her
back.
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
