Ever say something and not think it through?

[Angelfish]

These people have:

A woman walked into a beauty parlor with her husband and son in tow. She has to yell over the sound of the hair driers "How much for a shampoo and a blow job?" Realizing what she had said she scoops up her son and drags her laughing husband out the door.

A couple women walk into a candy shop and start to wonder around. They walk upto the counter where they see every kind of nut imagionable. The guy behind the counter askes if they needed anything in particular and one of the women replies, "No no. Just looking at your nuts"

A shift in wind had denied the people of a northern city of a good snowstorm. What a female news anchor thought was a clever segway to the weather man after discussing the abnormally long warm spell in a live news brodcast turned into an oops when she asked the weatherman "So bill, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Perhaps 8 inches was flattering the weatherman. 😀

 

[Angelfish]

*giggles* as the case may be. I thought it was rather amusing none the less. They make my outbursts seem rather tame

 

[Mastertank1]

True story;

Driving across northern Texas with then GF, get pulled over by a Texas Ranger.
He tells me one turn signal is out, get it fixed. GF says to him;
"I suppose now you'll try to sell us tickets to the Texas Rangers ball?"
Ranger replies;
"Madam, Texas Rangers do not have balls."
Turns red in the face, waves us on.

 

[Angelfish]

*falls over laughing* that's amazing! I live in texas and the rangers here are ass holes so hearing that made my day. Thanks