bellystrokes
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is
everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, I have just
one problem. it's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the
other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them
on branches and snagging them on bushes. I do hate to complain but, they're
a real pain," reported Eve. Eve went on to tell God that since many other
parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc, she
felt that having just two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced."
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you
know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half
of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And
God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight." "You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the cow has her bull. All the
animals have a mate except me. Sometimes I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could
I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a
man from a part of you. Now let's see, where did I put that useless boob?"
everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, I have just
one problem. it's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the
other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them
on branches and snagging them on bushes. I do hate to complain but, they're
a real pain," reported Eve. Eve went on to tell God that since many other
parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc, she
felt that having just two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced."
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you
know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half
of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And
God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight." "You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the cow has her bull. All the
animals have a mate except me. Sometimes I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could
I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a
man from a part of you. Now let's see, where did I put that useless boob?"
Thanks for sharing, pretty lady.
