ticklishmikey
3rd Level Red Feather
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Ok we've all either experienced them or heard them. But we all know a story that would either crack us up or make us want to fall out in exasperation. So all you have to do is share them.
Here's one a a co-worker told me.
A guy is complaining about bats in his attic and wants to know how to get rid of them. One man stands up and says he'll help to rid his attic of the bats.
"I'll take care of these bats for you. I used to be an exterminator back in the day."
"Really? So you'll help me?"
"Sure! I'll come by tonight. See... what you gotta remember about these bats is that they'll only come 'round at night" They're obnoxious!"
"? ?....... You mean nocturnal."
"What? No nooo. They're not dangerous!"
*falls out of exasperation*
Here's one a a co-worker told me.
A guy is complaining about bats in his attic and wants to know how to get rid of them. One man stands up and says he'll help to rid his attic of the bats.
"I'll take care of these bats for you. I used to be an exterminator back in the day."
"Really? So you'll help me?"
"Sure! I'll come by tonight. See... what you gotta remember about these bats is that they'll only come 'round at night" They're obnoxious!"
"? ?....... You mean nocturnal."
"What? No nooo. They're not dangerous!"
*falls out of exasperation*
