Cbarton
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Disclaimer: The following is a spoof, or satire. The names are real, the locations fictitious, and all meant in good humor.
"Hello, I'm Ty Pennington. The renovation starts right now..."
"Well gang, this week we have pulled in all our designers in the cast for a very special event. This is a picture of the mods of Tickle Theater, a web site in dire need of our help. Let me start the tape, so you can see what I mean...." [Ty presses the button on the remote, VCR tape begins]
"HI ABC, We're the TT mods. I'm Nessonite, and this is Mistress Val, His Divine Shadow, Noeyes, and InfoJoe. We need your help!"
[Camera pans to an old looking sheet metal shed, the kind used on farms for storage of combines, tractors, etc. Voice of HDS in the background] "When this place first started out, we had plenty of work area and storage space, but we grew quicker than we imagined. We added on space as we could, but now we have run into some major problems."
[Camera does shot of Mistress Val as she speaks] "It started with some heavy troll attacks last year. As you can see by the dents on the walls, we took heavy damage and we just can't afford to fix it. This, plus all the long threads that have developed make it hard to keep things up and going in the way we would like." [Camera pans to Nessie and HDS wading through threads]
[Camera shows Noeyes in room filled with 3 ring binders] "With all the great stories, shared information, photos and art we have, we are in danger of having to throw some of it out just to make space for the new influx of items. Such a loss would be a tragedy to the world of tickling as we know it."
[Shot of all mods in front of building, all voices in unison] "Please, ABC, Help us!"
[Resumes shot of Ty and the Design Team] "So, team, there you have it. They need our help to prevent a needless tragedy"
[Head shot of Tracy, tear running down one cheek] "Ty, we have to help these poor mods...'
[Head shot of Paul, slight grin on his face] "Yeah, many of these items can't be replaced. I know I'd hate to see them thrown out...."
[Shot of all designers] Ty: "Are you all with me, team? Hands in...”
[All put in a hand, raising them at once] All: "Let's do it!!!!!!"
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Bus pulls up to site, the designers quietly walk out, Ty raises bullhorn]: "Good Morning, Tickle Theater! Mistress Val, Nessonite, HDS, Noeyes, InfoJoe, come on out here!"
[Camera pans to the surprised and joyous mods running out to greet the team] Ty: "We know that it's been, well, kinda rough for you guys, and you can be proud that every single poster on Tickle Theater nominated you for this makeover. Now, show me the house. Design Team, we need a plan..." [Ty follows the mods inside as the Design Team inspects the outside]
[Michael, Paul, Ed, Preston, and Eduardo inspect the outside] Preston: "Oh no, would you look at this..."
Paul: "This...this just won't do..."
Michael: " Ewwww...is that what I think it is"
Ed: "Yup, it's spam. Huge big dump loads of spam all over the place..."
Eduardo: "Yeah...it's a shame too...”
Preston: "I was afraid we'd find mold, but this means for sure we'll have a massive clean-up job on our hands. Ty won't like this..."
[Cut to Paige, Constance, Tracy and Tonya, inside the house, looking over the items in one small room] Constance: "Wow, look at all these things..."
[Tracy bends down, picks up a long ostrich plume] "These are sooo beautiful. And look at how many and the variety of feathers, back scratchers, and quills they have here..."
[Paige rubs her hands over a set of wooden stocks] "Look at the design and craftsmanship of these pieces. Some look new, some may even be antiques..."
[Constance picks up a long wand with a feathery tip on one end, and some gears on the other]: Tracy: "What does THAT do?"
Constance: "Here, let me show you, Valley Girl. Paige, Tonya, grab her arms and hold them in the air....you’ll be sorry you wore that sleeveless top today..."
{They hold her arms up, Constance turns cranks the handle, causing the feathery end to spin and stroke Tracy's bare armpit] All but Tracy: "Kitchy Kitchy Koo, Tracy!"
Tracy: "NoHOHOHO..STAHAHAHAHAHAP....."
[Camera fades as Tracy is reduced to giggles)
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[Time moves forward 7 days; camera shot of Ty in front of the bus with the mods] Ty: "Well, mods, it's been a long 7 days but we finished the renovation. Building it was easy. Getting the Design Team to stop the tickle fights and get the work done was the hard part. Now, you know what comes next. Repeat after me...."
[Ty and mods shout together]: "Bus driver, move that bus!!!!!!!'
[Bus pulls away, revealing a huge, 4 story building, the outside looking like the outside of the Old Vic Theater. Massive ooooo and ahhhs from the crowd]
The first thing you’re gonna love is this…” [Ty pulls out some spam saved from the demolition of the old building, throws it at the building] “You see, we have built this place to be literally ‘spam-proof” [The thrown spam hits the building and ricochets off and lands 100 feet away from the building] "Follow me mods, and let me show you the new headquarters for Tickle Theater!"
[Ty leads them into the front doorway] "We made the entryway to look like an old-time theater entrance, but it's actually an internet café, so all your members can meet, read PM's and emails, and chat before entering the rest of the place. For the trendy coffee drinkers, we have a full-fledged Starbucks. For the old fashioned, we set up an old-time soda fountain on the opposite side of the room. And you'll see along this wall are doors with your names on them. These are your offices to perform your moderating duties in style. Nessonite, in yours, you'll also find a state of the art graphics studio so you can work on your art as you mod. HDS, your office is set up with one dozen monitors so you can receive all the available anime movies and series so you can snatch up all the screen shots you want to add to the anime threads. “Mistress Val, the floor in your office is completely padded so you can squish anything you like. Plus, every mods's office is designed so you can see the activities in every room in the facility.
Now, follow me to the second floor as we explore the rest of the house!"
[Ty leads them up the stairs to the second floor] "This is the media floor. You name it; we have a room for it..."
[Ty opens door, Paul and Preston waiting for them inside] Preston: "You are just gonna love this..."
Paul: “We have really tricked this room out. This is the animation viewing room. Our team has been able been able to digitize and load every single known animated tickling scene, mainstream or tickle-only, into the computer system so they can be viewed any or all of the 12 viewing screens in this room. We have temporary walls that can lower and raise to section off rooms so people can watch different shows at once and not be disturbed."
Preston: "And we have a state of the art scanning and tracking system set up so that if anything new is released, your satellite dishes and computers will download it into the system for instant viewing. It’s a beautiful thing..."
[Ty leads them across the hall, where Preston awaits] Preston: "This is our live action room. It's just like the previous room, but it has all the live action mainstream and tickle-only produced by any vendor ever. Now follow me through this door to the room I really like." [Preston leads them to the room next door} "This is the art room. Here you will find all the tickling art and photography that has EVER been produced. All copyrights are paid and all are marked with the names of or signed by the original artist. So, no matter how obscure, we have it. They are all digitized so they can be printed at anytime, plus, we even have the room stocked with top of the line equipment to do your own art, photography, plus the ever popular PhotoShop fakes that so many enjoy."
Ty: "Now, up to the next floor. You'll love what we have up there!"
[Ty leads them up the stairs, opens first door] "This floor is what we like to call the "Real Time" floor. As you can see, this room is designed to look exactly like Torquemada's primary torture chamber during the Spanish Inquisition. Didn't expect that, did ya? We have just about every type of stocks, racks and other immobilization devices ever used in the 5 rooms on this floor. This is the medieval room. We also have a modern police interviewing room, a sorority/fraternity room for all you initiation fans, a prison camp room, and a kinky suburbanite bedroom/playroom. All are completely stocked with whatever tickle tools you'll need. Plus, in the final room on this floor, we have a fully equipped drafting, welding, woodworking, and tool crafting center so you can design your own personal tickling devices. Let's see what's happening in the medieval room!
[Camera enters; Constance is locked up a rack being foot tickled by Ed, both in medieval costumes. Eduardo is dressed as an Inquisitor poking her ribs] Ty: “as you can see, we also have the place stocked with every costume imaginable. As you can see, the Design Team is really enjoying this assignment. We may not be able to get them out of here!"
Constance: "STAHAHAHAHAHP...TYYYYY....you promised they wouldn't be allowed to tihihihickle meemheheheh anymore.”
Ty: "Sorry, but we have to show the mods that this stuff really works. You finished your project last, you lost. You knew the rules!"
[Screams of laughter and cries of "NO" fade as they leave the room] Ty: Now, let's look at the police room, complete with 2 person cell." [Ty opens door, camera shows Michael with hands cuffs behind him to chair. His feet bared, on top of table, tied together as Tracy and Tonya dress as police officers go at his feet with quills and a fountain pen"
Tonya: "So, Michael, you gonna confess that YOU stole Tracy's panty hose and dusted them with itching powder?"
Michael: "IHIHIHI swear...it wahahahahasn't mehhheheheheheheheheheeeeeee....."
Tracy: "Sure...keep on denying it. That just means we get to enjoy doing for a long time....and I bet that's just what you want...isn't it?"
Michael: "No...please. ..I cahan't take much mohohohohohore..."
[Ty closes the door] "Well, it looks like Sunshine is in for it for a long night!"
[He walks across the door; the team looks into the suburbanite room. Camera shows Preston wearing "tuxedo' boxers and a black t-shirt. He is standing next to Paige, who is laying cuffed, spread eagle on top of a large bed. She is wearing a very revealing pink bra and panty set. Preston is slowly stroking a long pink ostrich plume all over her torso. Ty slams the door.] Ty: "OOPS! We better not go in there, after all, we are owned by Disney and this IS a family show...."
[Ty takes them to a monitor screen on the wall] "With these, you mods can see any room or hallway in this place. I want to show the basement. "It has something that everyone will like..." [Ty types in the nearby keyboard and the screen shows a large, gloomy looking room.] Ty: "This is the troll dungeon. Any trolls that you catch can be locked up in here. We have a few trolls of the past locked up already. [Camera pans showing several past offenders chained and cuffed to walls or locked in stocks. Some are barefoot and being tortured by for tickling machines, some being tickled in legs, pits, belly, ribs...anywhere they were ticklish. InfoJoe points to some not being tickled] InfoJoe: "Why are they not being tickled?"
Ty: "These offenders are a special breed. They aren’t' ticklish at all and just troll for pirated vids and such. They are cuffed so a feather or other tickling device is just out of reach, with a bared foot or whatever they prefer to tickle just out of reach. As I pan out, you can see some lee's just out of their reach begging for these offenders to tickle them. Ed and Paul came up with this idea to REALLY torture these men and women. Now, up to top floor. This has been my secret project all week."
[Ty leads them to the top floor, a large open expanse] Ty: "This, my friends is the ‘Tickle Fight Dueling Room.’ Up to eight people can participate at a time, with stadium seating for nearly 250 people. As you can see, there are eight sets of four cables dangling from the ceiling. The combatants attach them to their wrists and ankles. Then, when the whistle blows, the tickle fight begins! They can use bare hands, or any tickling tool they can get their hands on. It’s a full-fledged tickling battle royal! Right now, you can see TKLVR18 and Sockstickler are already testing them out. Looks like Karen are getting the best of him."
[Loud buzzer sounds, and the cables attached to Karen lift her away from Socks and hold her against the wall. Socks attacks and goes right after her ribs and belly} Ty: "That is the 'Random Lee Selector,' or as I like to call it, 'The Victimizer!' At anytime, it can select a combatant at random and hold them to the wall, making them "The Victim." And that buzzer means their time is up. Come on in, Design Team!"
[All enter with mischievous looks on their faces] Ty: "Well, mods, that’s everything and all there is left to say is 'Wel-l-l-l-..Hey...what the...!!!!"
[Design Team tackles Ty, the men hold him down while the ladies attach cables to his wrists and ankles] Paige: "Hit it Paulie!"
[Paul pulls out remote control and hits button; the cables tighten and lift Ty off the ground, stretching him tight and spread eagle. The ladies pull his shoes and socks off, while the men walk up with a 'tool box' and four bullhorns]
[Constance picks up one bullhorn, raises it to her mouth] Constance: "Now it's payback time for using all of us to test the equipment out, Ty!"
[Preston, Paige and Eduardo pick up bullhorns, raise them as well] Michael, Paige, Eduardo: "Tickle tickle tickle TY! Kitchy Kitchy Ty!
[Michael, Ed, Tonya, Paul and Tracy circle around Ty, attacking his pits, ribs and feet. Ty's hysterical laughter fills the air]
Ty: "I gue-he-he-hes...there is onhohohonly one thing left to say...HAHAHAHAHAHAH...
"WELCOME HO-HO-HO HO HO HO HOME, TIHIHIHIHHICKLLE THEATER....WELCOME HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOME!"
[Fade to black as the mods join the Design Team in tickling Ty]
"Hello, I'm Ty Pennington. The renovation starts right now..."
"Well gang, this week we have pulled in all our designers in the cast for a very special event. This is a picture of the mods of Tickle Theater, a web site in dire need of our help. Let me start the tape, so you can see what I mean...." [Ty presses the button on the remote, VCR tape begins]
"HI ABC, We're the TT mods. I'm Nessonite, and this is Mistress Val, His Divine Shadow, Noeyes, and InfoJoe. We need your help!"
[Camera pans to an old looking sheet metal shed, the kind used on farms for storage of combines, tractors, etc. Voice of HDS in the background] "When this place first started out, we had plenty of work area and storage space, but we grew quicker than we imagined. We added on space as we could, but now we have run into some major problems."
[Camera does shot of Mistress Val as she speaks] "It started with some heavy troll attacks last year. As you can see by the dents on the walls, we took heavy damage and we just can't afford to fix it. This, plus all the long threads that have developed make it hard to keep things up and going in the way we would like." [Camera pans to Nessie and HDS wading through threads]
[Camera shows Noeyes in room filled with 3 ring binders] "With all the great stories, shared information, photos and art we have, we are in danger of having to throw some of it out just to make space for the new influx of items. Such a loss would be a tragedy to the world of tickling as we know it."
[Shot of all mods in front of building, all voices in unison] "Please, ABC, Help us!"
[Resumes shot of Ty and the Design Team] "So, team, there you have it. They need our help to prevent a needless tragedy"
[Head shot of Tracy, tear running down one cheek] "Ty, we have to help these poor mods...'
[Head shot of Paul, slight grin on his face] "Yeah, many of these items can't be replaced. I know I'd hate to see them thrown out...."
[Shot of all designers] Ty: "Are you all with me, team? Hands in...”
[All put in a hand, raising them at once] All: "Let's do it!!!!!!"
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Bus pulls up to site, the designers quietly walk out, Ty raises bullhorn]: "Good Morning, Tickle Theater! Mistress Val, Nessonite, HDS, Noeyes, InfoJoe, come on out here!"
[Camera pans to the surprised and joyous mods running out to greet the team] Ty: "We know that it's been, well, kinda rough for you guys, and you can be proud that every single poster on Tickle Theater nominated you for this makeover. Now, show me the house. Design Team, we need a plan..." [Ty follows the mods inside as the Design Team inspects the outside]
[Michael, Paul, Ed, Preston, and Eduardo inspect the outside] Preston: "Oh no, would you look at this..."
Paul: "This...this just won't do..."
Michael: " Ewwww...is that what I think it is"
Ed: "Yup, it's spam. Huge big dump loads of spam all over the place..."
Eduardo: "Yeah...it's a shame too...”
Preston: "I was afraid we'd find mold, but this means for sure we'll have a massive clean-up job on our hands. Ty won't like this..."
[Cut to Paige, Constance, Tracy and Tonya, inside the house, looking over the items in one small room] Constance: "Wow, look at all these things..."
[Tracy bends down, picks up a long ostrich plume] "These are sooo beautiful. And look at how many and the variety of feathers, back scratchers, and quills they have here..."
[Paige rubs her hands over a set of wooden stocks] "Look at the design and craftsmanship of these pieces. Some look new, some may even be antiques..."
[Constance picks up a long wand with a feathery tip on one end, and some gears on the other]: Tracy: "What does THAT do?"
Constance: "Here, let me show you, Valley Girl. Paige, Tonya, grab her arms and hold them in the air....you’ll be sorry you wore that sleeveless top today..."
{They hold her arms up, Constance turns cranks the handle, causing the feathery end to spin and stroke Tracy's bare armpit] All but Tracy: "Kitchy Kitchy Koo, Tracy!"
Tracy: "NoHOHOHO..STAHAHAHAHAHAP....."
[Camera fades as Tracy is reduced to giggles)
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[Time moves forward 7 days; camera shot of Ty in front of the bus with the mods] Ty: "Well, mods, it's been a long 7 days but we finished the renovation. Building it was easy. Getting the Design Team to stop the tickle fights and get the work done was the hard part. Now, you know what comes next. Repeat after me...."
[Ty and mods shout together]: "Bus driver, move that bus!!!!!!!'
[Bus pulls away, revealing a huge, 4 story building, the outside looking like the outside of the Old Vic Theater. Massive ooooo and ahhhs from the crowd]
The first thing you’re gonna love is this…” [Ty pulls out some spam saved from the demolition of the old building, throws it at the building] “You see, we have built this place to be literally ‘spam-proof” [The thrown spam hits the building and ricochets off and lands 100 feet away from the building] "Follow me mods, and let me show you the new headquarters for Tickle Theater!"
[Ty leads them into the front doorway] "We made the entryway to look like an old-time theater entrance, but it's actually an internet café, so all your members can meet, read PM's and emails, and chat before entering the rest of the place. For the trendy coffee drinkers, we have a full-fledged Starbucks. For the old fashioned, we set up an old-time soda fountain on the opposite side of the room. And you'll see along this wall are doors with your names on them. These are your offices to perform your moderating duties in style. Nessonite, in yours, you'll also find a state of the art graphics studio so you can work on your art as you mod. HDS, your office is set up with one dozen monitors so you can receive all the available anime movies and series so you can snatch up all the screen shots you want to add to the anime threads. “Mistress Val, the floor in your office is completely padded so you can squish anything you like. Plus, every mods's office is designed so you can see the activities in every room in the facility.
Now, follow me to the second floor as we explore the rest of the house!"
[Ty leads them up the stairs to the second floor] "This is the media floor. You name it; we have a room for it..."
[Ty opens door, Paul and Preston waiting for them inside] Preston: "You are just gonna love this..."
Paul: “We have really tricked this room out. This is the animation viewing room. Our team has been able been able to digitize and load every single known animated tickling scene, mainstream or tickle-only, into the computer system so they can be viewed any or all of the 12 viewing screens in this room. We have temporary walls that can lower and raise to section off rooms so people can watch different shows at once and not be disturbed."
Preston: "And we have a state of the art scanning and tracking system set up so that if anything new is released, your satellite dishes and computers will download it into the system for instant viewing. It’s a beautiful thing..."
[Ty leads them across the hall, where Preston awaits] Preston: "This is our live action room. It's just like the previous room, but it has all the live action mainstream and tickle-only produced by any vendor ever. Now follow me through this door to the room I really like." [Preston leads them to the room next door} "This is the art room. Here you will find all the tickling art and photography that has EVER been produced. All copyrights are paid and all are marked with the names of or signed by the original artist. So, no matter how obscure, we have it. They are all digitized so they can be printed at anytime, plus, we even have the room stocked with top of the line equipment to do your own art, photography, plus the ever popular PhotoShop fakes that so many enjoy."
Ty: "Now, up to the next floor. You'll love what we have up there!"
[Ty leads them up the stairs, opens first door] "This floor is what we like to call the "Real Time" floor. As you can see, this room is designed to look exactly like Torquemada's primary torture chamber during the Spanish Inquisition. Didn't expect that, did ya? We have just about every type of stocks, racks and other immobilization devices ever used in the 5 rooms on this floor. This is the medieval room. We also have a modern police interviewing room, a sorority/fraternity room for all you initiation fans, a prison camp room, and a kinky suburbanite bedroom/playroom. All are completely stocked with whatever tickle tools you'll need. Plus, in the final room on this floor, we have a fully equipped drafting, welding, woodworking, and tool crafting center so you can design your own personal tickling devices. Let's see what's happening in the medieval room!
[Camera enters; Constance is locked up a rack being foot tickled by Ed, both in medieval costumes. Eduardo is dressed as an Inquisitor poking her ribs] Ty: “as you can see, we also have the place stocked with every costume imaginable. As you can see, the Design Team is really enjoying this assignment. We may not be able to get them out of here!"
Constance: "STAHAHAHAHAHP...TYYYYY....you promised they wouldn't be allowed to tihihihickle meemheheheh anymore.”
Ty: "Sorry, but we have to show the mods that this stuff really works. You finished your project last, you lost. You knew the rules!"
[Screams of laughter and cries of "NO" fade as they leave the room] Ty: Now, let's look at the police room, complete with 2 person cell." [Ty opens door, camera shows Michael with hands cuffs behind him to chair. His feet bared, on top of table, tied together as Tracy and Tonya dress as police officers go at his feet with quills and a fountain pen"
Tonya: "So, Michael, you gonna confess that YOU stole Tracy's panty hose and dusted them with itching powder?"
Michael: "IHIHIHI swear...it wahahahahasn't mehhheheheheheheheheheeeeeee....."
Tracy: "Sure...keep on denying it. That just means we get to enjoy doing for a long time....and I bet that's just what you want...isn't it?"
Michael: "No...please. ..I cahan't take much mohohohohohore..."
[Ty closes the door] "Well, it looks like Sunshine is in for it for a long night!"
[He walks across the door; the team looks into the suburbanite room. Camera shows Preston wearing "tuxedo' boxers and a black t-shirt. He is standing next to Paige, who is laying cuffed, spread eagle on top of a large bed. She is wearing a very revealing pink bra and panty set. Preston is slowly stroking a long pink ostrich plume all over her torso. Ty slams the door.] Ty: "OOPS! We better not go in there, after all, we are owned by Disney and this IS a family show...."
[Ty takes them to a monitor screen on the wall] "With these, you mods can see any room or hallway in this place. I want to show the basement. "It has something that everyone will like..." [Ty types in the nearby keyboard and the screen shows a large, gloomy looking room.] Ty: "This is the troll dungeon. Any trolls that you catch can be locked up in here. We have a few trolls of the past locked up already. [Camera pans showing several past offenders chained and cuffed to walls or locked in stocks. Some are barefoot and being tortured by for tickling machines, some being tickled in legs, pits, belly, ribs...anywhere they were ticklish. InfoJoe points to some not being tickled] InfoJoe: "Why are they not being tickled?"
Ty: "These offenders are a special breed. They aren’t' ticklish at all and just troll for pirated vids and such. They are cuffed so a feather or other tickling device is just out of reach, with a bared foot or whatever they prefer to tickle just out of reach. As I pan out, you can see some lee's just out of their reach begging for these offenders to tickle them. Ed and Paul came up with this idea to REALLY torture these men and women. Now, up to top floor. This has been my secret project all week."
[Ty leads them to the top floor, a large open expanse] Ty: "This, my friends is the ‘Tickle Fight Dueling Room.’ Up to eight people can participate at a time, with stadium seating for nearly 250 people. As you can see, there are eight sets of four cables dangling from the ceiling. The combatants attach them to their wrists and ankles. Then, when the whistle blows, the tickle fight begins! They can use bare hands, or any tickling tool they can get their hands on. It’s a full-fledged tickling battle royal! Right now, you can see TKLVR18 and Sockstickler are already testing them out. Looks like Karen are getting the best of him."
[Loud buzzer sounds, and the cables attached to Karen lift her away from Socks and hold her against the wall. Socks attacks and goes right after her ribs and belly} Ty: "That is the 'Random Lee Selector,' or as I like to call it, 'The Victimizer!' At anytime, it can select a combatant at random and hold them to the wall, making them "The Victim." And that buzzer means their time is up. Come on in, Design Team!"
[All enter with mischievous looks on their faces] Ty: "Well, mods, that’s everything and all there is left to say is 'Wel-l-l-l-..Hey...what the...!!!!"
[Design Team tackles Ty, the men hold him down while the ladies attach cables to his wrists and ankles] Paige: "Hit it Paulie!"
[Paul pulls out remote control and hits button; the cables tighten and lift Ty off the ground, stretching him tight and spread eagle. The ladies pull his shoes and socks off, while the men walk up with a 'tool box' and four bullhorns]
[Constance picks up one bullhorn, raises it to her mouth] Constance: "Now it's payback time for using all of us to test the equipment out, Ty!"
[Preston, Paige and Eduardo pick up bullhorns, raise them as well] Michael, Paige, Eduardo: "Tickle tickle tickle TY! Kitchy Kitchy Ty!
[Michael, Ed, Tonya, Paul and Tracy circle around Ty, attacking his pits, ribs and feet. Ty's hysterical laughter fills the air]
Ty: "I gue-he-he-hes...there is onhohohonly one thing left to say...HAHAHAHAHAHAH...
"WELCOME HO-HO-HO HO HO HO HOME, TIHIHIHIHHICKLLE THEATER....WELCOME HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOME!"
[Fade to black as the mods join the Design Team in tickling Ty]
