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Father O'Malley walked into a Bar.

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Father O'Malley asked the first person he saw at the bar: "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said yes and Father O'Malley told him to go and stand along the wall.

Father O'Malley asked the second man that he saw if he wished to go to heaven.

When the man replied yes, Father O'Malley told him to go and stand at the wall.

Father O'Malley then ran into Mr. O'Toole and asked if he wanted to go to heaven.

Mr. O'Toole replied: "No."

Father O'Malley was astonished and said: "You mean when you die you do not want to go to heaven?"

Mr. O'Toole replied: Yes, when I die, but I thought that you were getting up a trip right now.:manicd:
 
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This is a good story to tell your Irish friends today.:woot:
 
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