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Favorite Poet?

Edward Gorey was kind of a poet...and Shel Silverstein...and ROLLINS! Also - Dr. Suess.

Been a Gorey fan for many years now. And while the great Henry Rollins might not be a poet per se, he can sure rock the written word when he wants to!
 
Edgar Lee Masters, with appreciation for certain poems by Rudyard Kipling, Oscar Wilde, Thomas Macaulay, and Thomas Moore.
 
All this talk about poetry reminds me of a joke I once heard.

Two poets die in the same car crash, and now stand before St. Peter at the Gates of Heaven.

Peter: "We got a little problem here. You see, I got only one open slot for poets. One o' yous will have to wait in Purgatory until another slot opens up."

There was a brief uncomfortable silence.

Peter: "Okay, I think the fair thing to do here is to have a contest. I want both o' yous to write a short poem that contains the word, Timbuktu. You have five minutes."

The two poets work in silent concentration. Five minutes pass.

Peter: "Okay, times up. Let's start with you. First guy. Whaddya got?"

The first poet cleared his throat and recited...

I visited the desert lands
And gazed upon the shimmering sands.
A caravan was passing through,
Its destination, Timbuktu.​

Peter: "Heyyy! That's not bad at all! Okay, second guy. Whaddya got?"

The second poet cleared his throat and recited...

Tim and I a-hunting went
And spied three maidens in a tent.
Since they were three and we were two,
I buck one and Timbuktu!​

:laughhard: :bwahaha: :blaugh: :jester: :evilha: :rowfull:
 
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