Finally the truth is revealed....Chrisheaven is Milagros' son!!

[kered]

I saw this on a tabloid newspaper next to the "Mutant wormboy spies for the Government" story in the checkout line of the grocery store.

Of course Milagros will deny the allegations...........

 

[Bohemianne]

Bwaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
That would be a great genetic catastrophe... the way sarcodines mutate.

 

[Gothika]

I knew it,i met the mutant worm boy he is a cool dude

 

[chrisheaven]

I admit it

 

[kered]

I knew it had to be true!!! I now wonder if the will has been changed.....

 

[milagros317]

I admit it

OMG it must have happened that day in London in 1970 when I got drunk and three women took advantage of me. 😱 😱 😱

 

[kered]

Chrisheaven will inherit all of Milagros' vast wealth!!

 

[milagros317]

Chrisheaven will inherit all of Milagros' vast wealth!!

It will be buried with me. He will have to become a grave-robber to get it. 😱

 

[kered]

That won't stop Chris!!

 

[milagros317]

That won't stop Chris!!

If he wants to stoop to grave-robbing, then I won't be there to stop him. 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

It will be buried with me. He will have to become a grave-robber to get it. 😱

He's been a Kill Bill stuntman... It would be no brainer.. 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

He's been a Kill Bill stuntman... It would be no brainer.. 😀 😀

Apparently he has many talents. 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

Apparently he has many talents. 😀

Gasp. Somehow you quite need to clarify if you meant he kicks @ss or...

😱 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

Gasp. Somehow you quite need to clarify if you meant he kicks @ss or...

😱 😀 😀

Chris does not kick ass. He gets his arse kicked. 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

Chris does not kick ass. He gets his arse kicked. 😀

...told you he is one hell of a son. Can't you just say he kicks @rse, at least, before his @rse gets kicked?

 

[milagros317]

...told you he is one hell of a son. Can't you just say he kicks @rse, at least, before his @rse gets kicked?

OK, sometimes he does kick arse before he gets his own arse kicked. 😀

 

[kered]

But who is the mother??

 

[milagros317]

But who is the mother??

Chrisheaven has no mother. Somebody (not me) wanked in an alley and then the sun hatched him out. 😱

 

[kered]

I wonder if Chrisheaven sent his daddy Milagros a birthday card this year.

 

[milagros317]

I wonder if Chrisheaven sent his daddy Milagros a birthday card this year.

I have never received a birthday card from any TMF member. 🙁

 

[kered]

OK, then surely he sends you a Fathers Day card!!

 

[milagros317]

OK, then surely he sends you a Fathers Day card!!

Nope, it is very sad, but I have never received a Father's Day card from anybody. 🙁