First runner up for the 2009 Darwin Awards

[Bugman]

This guy is lucky to be alive.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33284400/ns/world_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001

 

[poopies]

You have to die to qualify for the Darwin Awards, right? He was so close!

 

[Filthyweasel]

Have you noticed how awesome Germany has become since we got rid of the Nazis?

 

[poopies]

Have you noticed how awesome Germany has become since we got rid of the Nazis?

I don't know... the Nazis were pretty awesome.

 

[Filthyweasel]

I dare you to set foot in Poland and say that out loud. haha

 

[WorkInProgress]

I seriously hate the Darwin Awards. A lot of the time they're talking about people who are obviously mentally handicapped, and saying, in effect, isn't it hilarious that a mentally handicapped person was killed in an accident resulting from the mental disability.

 

[General Zod]

That one was some funny assed shit

 

[Bugman]

I seriously hate the Darwin Awards. A lot of the time they're talking about people who are obviously mentally handicapped, and saying, in effect, isn't it hilarious that a mentally handicapped person was killed in an accident resulting from the mental disability.

That's not what i get from reading the web site.

http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/rules4.html


The candidate must be capable of sound judgment.

Humans are generally capable of sound judgment, except those with mental handicaps that render them unable to fully comprehend the ramifications of their actions.

 

[drewskee]

What a stupid bastard.