five surgeons

[sole seeker]

Hi guys, I'm ba-a-ack! 😛

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up everything inside is numbered,"

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians, everything inside them is color-coded,"

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. They always understand little things, like when you have a few parts left over at the end, or when the job takes longer than you originally said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine... plus the head and ass are interchangeable!"

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

😉 Good one Jim, thanks!!!

 

[RichardAuc]

We're going to hear about anti-French jokes until I die, aren't we?

 

[BettyBoop2002]

I liked it!

LOL that was funny Sole Seeker! Thank you!

 

[desdemona]

Ok....then apologies to Bobby Knight fans...

Three women are sitting around talking about their sons, all of whom happen to be surgeons. The first mother boasts that her son re-attached the foot of a famous soccer player and marvels that he's still kicking goals like he was before surgery. The second mother says she can top that one. Her son re-attached the fingers of a great concert pianist. He performs Chopin brilliantly to this day. The third mother says she can top them all. There was an automobile accident one day, and all that was found was the head and tailend of some poor soul...Now he coaches Texas Tech (ok, it was IU at the time...).

 

[Limeoutsider]

We're going to hear about anti-French jokes until I die, aren't we?

This is not how I planned on writing my 100th post.

Yea, thats about how I felt about my 1000th. Sole I love your jokes!