FL people will love this! LOL

[tulipangel]

Four guys are driving cross-country together -- one from Idaho, one from Iowa, one from Florida, and the last one is from New York.

A bit down the road the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window.
The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, "What the heck are you doing?"
The man from Idaho says, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Idaho they're laying around on the ground-- I'm sick of looking at them!"

A few miles down the road the man from Iowa begins pulling ears of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window.
The man from Florida asks, "What are you doing at for?"
The man from Iowa replies, "Man, we have so many of these things in Iowa I'm sick of looking at them!"

Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opened the car door and pushed the New Yorker out.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Sorry...I don't get it........

 

[Mastertank1]

It's like this little girl;

Huge numbers of New Yorkers vacation and/or retire down in Florida, so there are so many of them lyin around that the native Floridians get sick of looking at them!

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny joke. 😀

 

[Bugman]

LOL Tulip.😀

 

[General Zod]

Good one Tulip I've seen bumper stickers down there saying "If you love New York,take I-95 north" 😀 😀

 

[naughty1]

Love it, Tulip! Being originally from New York -- though I grew up in Colorado -- and having family in Florida, this one defintely hits home...and, of course, those are always the best ones.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Huge numbers of New Yorkers vacation and/or retire down in Florida, so there are so many of them lyin around that the native Floridians get sick of looking at them!

ah ok hehehehehehe!





























HEY! I am NOT little!



























LITTLE BOY!

 

[Illtcklu]

LITTLE BOY!

You rang?

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

You rang?

Did I? 😛

 

[Illtcklu]

Did I? 😛

You Jane? Me Tarzan.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

You Jane? Me Tarzan.

ROFL!

 

[Illtcklu]

ROFL!

*pondering*I seem to have that effect on a lot of people...........






Oh yes....... *Tarzan yells*


It's my mating call.....

 

[herotickle]

*I stare for a second, then...*
ROFL!

(At both the joke and Illtcklu)

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

*pondering*I seem to have that effect on a lot of people...........






Oh yes....... *Tarzan yells*


It's my mating call.....

*comes running after I strip off all my clothes*

 

[Illtcklu]

Here kitty, kitty, kitty!

*comes running after I strip off all my clothes*

 

[Mastertank1]

Yeah, you are.

ah ok hehehehehehe!
HEY! I am NOT little!
LITTLE BOY!

Any normal human is little.
Compared to me.
Especially female type people.
Unless you're the 50 foot woman they made the movie about?

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Here kitty, kitty, kitty!

*rubs against you and purrs*

Any normal human is little.
Compared to me.
Especially female type people.
Unless you're the 50 foot woman they made the movie about?

And what if I was?

 

[Mastertank1]

Then you'd be bigger than me.

And what if I was?

And I'd order 4 whole tanned cowhides, 4 lengths of anchor chain, and 4 military mobile bridge anchors. then I'd make a set of wrist and ankle cuffs to your size, use the chains and bridge anchors to hold you down, and get out my 8 foot long Roc feather to tickle you with! BIG FUN!
(I think my one track mind just derailed!)

 

[natural tickler]

ok, getting back on track, you hi-jackers!!

funny joke, I have a certain New Yorker I would love to throw out

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

And I'd order 4 whole tanned cowhides, 4 lengths of anchor chain, and 4 military mobile bridge anchors. then I'd make a set of wrist and ankle cuffs to your size, use the chains and bridge anchors to hold you down, and get out my 8 foot long Roc feather to tickle you with! BIG FUN!
(I think my one track mind just derailed!)

*gasp* You wouldn't dare tickle Angel the Catgirl!

 

[Mastertank1]

Only for a few hours

*gasp* You wouldn't dare tickle Angel the Catgirl!

or until you begged for something more, shall we say, intimate?
(My mind would have to climb a long ladder to reach the gutter!)

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

or until you begged for something more, shall we say, intimate?
(My mind would have to climb a long ladder to reach the gutter!)

like what mister? 😉

 

[Mastertank1]

Since you seem determined

like what mister? 😉

to thwart my feeble attempts at subtlety----- 😡

TICKLESEX!!!!!​

There. Happy now? 🙄

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

to thwart my feeble attempts at subtlety----- 😡

TICKLESEX!!!!!​

There. Happy now? 🙄

It seems to me, that from your stories, you really like
















ticklesex......