Foot-tickled pregnant

[bulletbill57]

Foot-tickling during lovemaking resulting in pregnancy

Hello all,

Though now divorced because my ex thought that drugs and abusive ex-con boyfriends were sexier than tickling and me, I did get her pregnant, tickling her feet in the process, with all of our kids as a result. Anyone else male (as impregnator) or female (impregnatee) have a baby as a result of foot-tickling leading to sex or tickling during sex? Ticklish feet and pregnant women are a very sexy combination! I'd love to do it again!
bulletbill57

P.S. hopefuly now we will get some INTELLIGENT/PHILOSOPHICAL duscussion instead of wiseguys with wisecracks! 🙁

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Anyone else male (as impregnator) or female (impregnatee) have a baby as a result of foot-tickling?

Hmmm ... I've never heard of conceiving children via foot-tickling , but I s'pose anything is possible.


I have just a few questions/comments/concerns for ya , bulletbill57 :

1) I've seen Mork drink orange juice through his index finger ; does your unique 'fertilization process' work in a similar manner? ... only out , not in?

2) Are your fingertips circumcised? ... y'know , for hygene purposes.

3) Just how long are those fallopian tubes of your ex-wife's , anyways?

4) Do your children resemble lil' piggies in any way?

5) I'm an old-fashioned kinda guy , so I'd prefer to impregnate a woman through 'traditional' means. To avoid getting my LEE pregnant by tickling her feet ... should I practice safe sex by wearing latex gloves?


Now ... if you woulda said :

Anyone else's penis "tickle" a woman's vagina .......

... that I would understand!!!

 

[Red Jester]

I can honestly say I've never impregnated a woman by tickling her.

I use protection!

 

[E-Dawg]

Easy Way

For me, I believe it would be easy because tickling a woman's pretty feet would get me aroused on the spot! I could make love to her all night if I tickle her feet! Being able to undress her feet (i.e. removing her socks for her) before tickling them makes it even better!!

 

[Iwant2Btickled]

Hmmm ... I've never heard of conceiving children via foot-tickling , but I s'pose anything is possible.


I have just a few questions/comments/concerns for ya , bulletbill57 :

1) I've seen Mork drink orange juice through his index finger ; does your unique 'fertilization process' work in a similar manner? ... only out , not in?

2) Are your fingertips circumcised? ... y'know , for hygene purposes.

3) Just how long are those fallopian tubes of your ex-wife's , anyways?

4) Do your children resemble lil' piggies in any way?

5) I'm an old-fashioned kinda guy , so I'd prefer to impregnate a woman through 'traditional' means. To avoid getting my LEE pregnant by tickling her feet ... should I practice safe sex by wearing latex gloves?


Now ... if you woulda said :

Anyone else's penis "tickle" a woman's vagina .......

... that I would understand!!!

i always love reading your smart assed replies TKLMAN... rage on honey...

 

[Deleted member 2452]

so much for inteligent discussion

he was quite clear, tickling while impregnating... sheesh, people can't seem to read around here.
to the point of the thread; yes all 3 of my wifes pregnancies were results of tickling/sex sessions. she was on top, and i reached down and tickled her feet, and breasts during the "act".
steve

 

[Soda Bobinski]

So Much For Adding Humor To Forum

he was quite clear, tickling while impregnating... sheesh, people can't seem to read around here.

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh ...! THAT'S what he meant! ... duh! ... dar! ... *slobber* ... duh! I am such a clueless clod ... thanks for clearing all this up , areenactor. Sometimes I just "can't seem to read around here."

Here ... to show my appreciation for you 'helping' me , I'll show you the progress I've made w/my reading by deciphering your post :

to the point of the thread; yes all 3 of my wifes pregnancies were results of tickling/sex sessions.

This one's easy ... it means you've been married three times , right?

she was on top, and i reached down and tickled her feet, and breasts during the "act".

This one's a bit trickier ... but if I understand you correctly , then you & one of your wives had sex while attending a play ...?



Oh! I've also figured out you don't believe in capitalizing letters in the name of proper spelling. Your post also shows that you steadfastly refuse to use punctuation marks ( or lack thereof ) correctly.

Not bad , eh?


P.S. - Sheesh , people can't seem to take a joke around here.

 

[daddy]

P.S. hopefuly now we will get some INTELLIGENT/PHILOSOPHICAL discussion instead of wiseguys with wisecracks! 🙁

Well, my take on it all is that the man wanted legit replys on this thread and NOT jokes...but look what happens. Yes...people can take jokes around here and at times it is enlighting...but when the man asks for people to stay on topic and nothing but "jokes" come about, it does show a little lack of respect to someone contributing their own experiences.

peace out,
daddy

 

[Soda Bobinski]

This last part :

P.S. hopefuly now we will get some INTELLIGENT/PHILOSOPHICAL duscussion instead of wiseguys with wisecracks! 🙁

... was added/edited to bulletbill57's post AFTER I left my initial response/wisecrack , so I hardly think I was being disrespectful to his wishes.

If the postscript had been there initially , I probably wouldn't have left such a jokey response.



Probably.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

P.S. hopefuly now we will get some INTELLIGENT/PHILOSOPHICAL duscussion instead of wiseguys with wisecracks! 🙁

Around here? You might as well wait for your utility to send you a letter with a refund saying you've been charged way too much for your last electric bill.

 

[bulletbill57]

You weren't just being funny, you were being INSULTING! No wonder I've seen may good people leave this group after comments like YOURS!
bb57

This last part :



... was added/edited to bulletbill57's post AFTER I left my initial response/wisecrack , so I hardly think I was being disrespectful to his wishes.

If the postscript had been there initially , I probably wouldn't have left such a jokey response.



Probably.

 

[tyf69]

Well, dumbass me thought he meant have you ever tickled your pregnant
wife? I did, during both her pregancies. In fact, she seemed much more
sensitive. Especially her breast and feet. Hmmmm...maybe that's the reason
both my youngun's are happy.

 

[bulletbill57]

Joke? What was it Iwant2betickled said:"I always love your smart-assed replies...rage on honey...: Your comments are like the guy who puts a snake on someone's desk drawer and the victim dies of a heart attack when they open the drawer! Some "joke"!

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh ...! THAT'S what he meant! ... duh! ... dar! ... *slobber* ... duh! I am such a clueless clod ... thanks for clearing all this up , areenactor. Sometimes I just "can't seem to read around here."

Here ... to show my appreciation for you 'helping' me , I'll show you the progress I've made w/my reading by deciphering your post :




This one's easy ... it means you've been married three times , right?




This one's a bit trickier ... but if I understand you correctly , then you & one of your wives had sex while attending a play ...?



Oh! I've also figured out you don't believe in capitalizing letters in the name of proper spelling. Your post also shows that you steadfastly refuse to use punctuation marks ( or lack thereof ) correctly.

Not bad , eh?


P.S. - Sheesh , people can't seem to take a joke around here.

 

[loves2laugh]

I can honestly say I've never impregnated a woman by tickling her.

I use protection!

Hilarious!

 

[loves2laugh]

Hello all,

Though now divorced because my ex thought that drugs and abusive ex-con boyfriends were sexier than tickling and me, I did get her pregnant, tickling her feet in the process, with all of our kids as a result. Anyone else male (as impregnator) or female (impregnatee) have a baby as a result of foot-tickling leading to sex or tickling during sex? Ticklish feet and pregnant women are a very sexy combination! I'd love to do it again!
bulletbill57

P.S. hopefuly now we will get some INTELLIGENT/PHILOSOPHICAL duscussion instead of wiseguys with wisecracks! 🙁

Ok, to give a response to this...

Maybe, your "hightened pleasure" of actually tickling during the act of sex hightened the "impact on the blast of the explosion" sending more swimmers swimming at a faster speed... (???)

I'm sorry, it's Friday afternoon, I can't tell if that's an intelligent answer or a wisecrack remark... but it's a response none the less. lol

 

[bulletbill57]

Loves2laugh,
Thank you. Your response was an intelligent one. And, considering that she was climaxing as she giggled, thus increasing the cervical "sipping" of the seminal pool in the canal, this also sucked in more swimmers. You gotta admit that the girl on her knees, bare soles facing up as one tickles one sole and the other reaches around to tickle her clit (or just tickles both soles) as one thrusts into her, would be a sexy way to wind up producing a child!
bb57

Ok, to give a response to this...

Maybe, your "hightened pleasure" of actually tickling during the act of sex hightened the "impact on the blast of the explosion" sending more swimmers swimming at a faster speed... (???)

I'm sorry, it's Friday afternoon, I can't tell if that's an intelligent answer or a wisecrack remark... but it's a response none the less. lol

 

[drew70]

Two questions.

How exactly does one "tickle her clit...while thrusting inside her"?

How does giggling in away way "suck in more swimmers?"

I think your imagination is running away with you, and I think TKLMAN's and Red Jester's responses were the most intelligent in this entire thread.

 

[OnnaOtaku]

I am currently pregnant and I get tickled a lot, even if just a little every day. A lot of our sex comes from starting out with tickling, but not always, but everytime we start with tickling it always leads to sex, otherwise someone would have blue balls. With us, tickling doesn't override sex, it's just foreplay and leads right into it and I suppose a result of it would be the baby I have inside my belly right now.


Edit/Add: Apparently I missed the real question aimed to get from this thread due to the fact that it wasn't well clarified in the original post. As far as a higher sperm count during sex when tickling is involved... I am not so sure. I would chalk it up to coincidence. If tickling was a large part of your sex life or every day life, then it might be harder to track to see if you're more "potent" when you're aroused by tickling. I really don't think it has any type of effect any more than just making you hornier than usual.


This is a good question though. I give you props on creating a thread with a question I have yet to come across.

 

[bulletbill57]

Hello GirlsDoItToo!
I posted this topic, just to reminisce (and grieve) as my hopes of finding a new "soul/sole" mate to love appear to have passed me by, but I hope you keep get getting pregnant by having your feet tickled! 😉 May that baby in your belly be healthy and if it is a girl, may she be as beautiful and her feet be as ticklish as you are and her hubby in the future likes to tickle her feet too!! May God hold you, your baby, and your husband in the palm of his hand-MAZEL-TOV!
bb57

I am currently pregnant and I get tickled a lot, even if just a little every day. A lot of our sex comes from starting out with tickling, but not always, but everytime we start with tickling it always leads to sex, otherwise someone would have blue balls. With us, tickling doesn't override sex, it's just foreplay and leads right into it and I suppose a result of it would be the baby I have inside my belly right now.


Edit/Add: Apparently I missed the real question aimed to get from this thread due to the fact that it wasn't well clarified in the original post. As far as a higher sperm count during sex when tickling is involved... I am not so sure. I would chalk it up to coincidence. If tickling was a large part of your sex life or every day life, then it might be harder to track to see if you're more "potent" when you're aroused by tickling. I really don't think it has any type of effect any more than just making you hornier than usual.


This is a good question though. I give you props on creating a thread with a question I have yet to come across.

 

[bulletbill57]

So their "jokes", meant to hurt and insult and inflict pain (But "Can't ya take a joke?") are intelligent answers?
1. Girl on knees, doggie style, soles face up. You can tickle those facing up soles as you are behind her sliding into her pussy.
2. IF YOU ARE DOGGY STYLE, YOU CAN ALSO REACH AROUND HER TO TICKLE HER CLIT!
3. The uterus does a strange thing during orgasmic contractions, it tips and dips down into the seminal pool in the vagina-a very good way to suck up sperm!

You sir, are just another reason a lot of good folks have left this group because YOU take pleasure in insulting them/putting them down when they wish to merely express an opinion or share an idea! I don't expect YOU to respond in a civil manner because YOU want to "JOKE!"
BB57

Two questions.

How exactly does one "tickle her clit...while thrusting inside her"?

How does giggling in away way "suck in more swimmers?"

I think your imagination is running away with you, and I think TKLMAN's and Red Jester's responses were the most intelligent in this entire thread.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

You weren't just being funny ...

SO ...! You admit ... it was funny!

... you were being INSULTING!

Really?! Seriously , dude ... I wasn't trying to be insulting. The comments I made were simply an attempt to get a laugh from the people that read them ... NOT to insult or disrespect you. The way your question was phrased , it allowed itself to be taken two ways :

one way - obvious & literal ... the way you meant it to be taken.

another way - ridiculous & preposterous ... the direction I decided to take it.

OF COURSE women can't get pregnate by simply having their feet tickled! We know you didn't mean it that way. I just played the 'role' of someone who did ... because it's funny ( to me , anyway ) to think that someone would read your question & assume that you meant that.

No wonder I've seen may good people leave this group after comments like YOURS!

Now that is a shame.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Your comments are like the guy who puts a snake on someone's desk drawer and the victim dies of a heart attack when they open the drawer! Some "joke"!

Okay ... now I'm not sure if you're joking ...! 😕

Really?! My comments are just like putting a snake in a drawer & giving someone a heart attack & thinking it's funny?! Wow.

First off ... I apologize if I killed anyone for reading that post I left as a silly response to your question.

Secondly ... Everybody knows it's a whole lot funnier if it's a MONKEY that jumps out the drawer! 😀

 

[Soda Bobinski]

... and I think TKLMAN's and Red Jester's responses were the most intelligent in this entire thread.

Thank you , drew70.




Um ... unless you just said that to be funny.

 

[drew70]

So their "jokes", meant to hurt and insult and inflict pain (But "Can't ya take a joke?") are intelligent answers?
1. Girl on knees, doggie style, soles face up. You can tickle those facing up soles as you are behind her sliding into her pussy.
2. IF YOU ARE DOGGY STYLE, YOU CAN ALSO REACH AROUND HER TO TICKLE HER CLIT!
3. The uterus does a strange thing during orgasmic contractions, it tips and dips down into the seminal pool in the vagina-a very good way to suck up sperm!

You sir, are just another reason a lot of good folks have left this group because YOU take pleasure in insulting them/putting them down when they wish to merely express an opinion or share an idea! I don't expect YOU to respond in a civil manner because YOU want to "JOKE!"
BB57

I'm sorry to have to tell you, but you've made a rather large mistake here. The jokes are in no way meant to insult, hurt, or inflict pain. They were simply meant to provide entertainment and amusement. You are perceiving insult where none was intended. Many of us crack jokes all over the forum. It may surprise you to know that there is an entire subforum devoted to jokes.

I'm sorry if telling you that your imagination is running away with you inflicted pain and suffering. It seemed a softer way of debunking your statements than saying for example that you were "full of shit."

With all due respect, I think you may have a mild persecution complex. I hope this speculation doesn't further injure or inflict pain on you, and that you consider it's validity.

 

[daddy]

Well Drew...as much as I dig ya man, I can see where BB is coming from. He just wanted to know if the tickling *during* sex may have led to a pregnacy in which his case it did! I can see it man. Had not I used protection (or the little lady) there would be tons of little daddy's running around! LOL

peace out,
daddy