bellystrokes
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11. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
12. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
13. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
14. My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
15. Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
16. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
17. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
18. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
19. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
20. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
21. A goal in life is to be as good a person as your dog already thinks you are.
-Franklin P. Jones
12. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
13. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
14. My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
15. Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
16. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
17. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
18. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
19. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
20. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
21. A goal in life is to be as good a person as your dog already thinks you are.
