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(for Elfriend) Are You a Redneck Jedi?

Illtcklu

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My fellow Star Wars fan..............enjoy:

You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud
Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum
skeeters.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
dark side...it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense
electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your
land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke
shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get
in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the
Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood
deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina
scene.

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father . . . and your uncle."
 
Very cool.

Very, VERY cool!

I Loved 'em.

How 'bout these;

If your X wing has a built in, hidden alki tank.

If you use the force to run your still without any flame.

You rely on your lightsaber, but carry a .357 magnum revolver as a backup.

Your landspeeder has a gun rack across the rear window.

You set snares for Jawas and know 17 recipes for cooking them, including a Brunswick stew variant.

You have relatives who have been mistaken for sandpeople.

😀
 
elfriend said:
yeah totally just saw this and I'm very entertained love it!
I'm glad you enjoyed it!!!!


We both have a sickness don't we???? :wow:
 
Mastertank1 said:
Very, VERY cool!

I Loved 'em.

How 'bout these;

If your X wing has a built in, hidden alki tank.

If you use the force to run your still without any flame.

You rely on your lightsaber, but carry a .357 magnum revolver as a backup.

Your landspeeder has a gun rack across the rear window.

You set snares for Jawas and know 17 recipes for cooking them, including a Brunswick stew variant.

You have relatives who have been mistaken for sandpeople.

😀
OMG!!!! I'm a redneck jedi!!!




I didn't know that Mastertank was a jedi name?
 
At one time it was....

Illtcklu said:
OMG!!!! I'm a redneck jedi!!!




I didn't know that Mastertank was a jedi name?

But all memory of me was expunged from the archives.

You see, I was seduced by the twisted side of the force, known as the Torque.
 
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