For the Girls - I Will Survive Song Parody (sooo funny!)

[Mimi]

This is frickin hilarious! Sung to the tune of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor:


At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...


But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!

I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!


Go on now - go, walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!


[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!



It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!

But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!


[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

LMFAO. Good find Mimi. 😀

 

[tulipangel]

LMAO oh how many times has that happened... Let me count..... Awww, i feel bad in a way since size DOESN'T matter! I hate that guys think they have to lie (like we arent going to notice 6 inches missing once your um, not clothed)!!!!! Its not WHAT you have, its how you use what you have! 😉

 

[sole seeker]

.... size DOESN'T matter!

Uh-huh... and let me know when Elvis gets here.


Good one, Meemers.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing, Mimi. 😀