For those of you who own a Playstation 3

[hotdog]

What you should be doing right now is purchasing Metal Gear Solid 4 if you haven't already done so. You can go to the store and pick it up for 60 dollars. It may be 2 in the morning, but really that shouldn't stop you. I've been to the mall, the security there is piss poor. Rock > glass door. At this point you don't even need money. Even if you're kind of lazy or out of shape I bet you can escape before the heat arrives with at least one copy of the game and a dual shock controller or something. Konami promises one of two possible scenarios for anyone owning a PS3 who doesn't buy the game. A) Hideo Kojima will haunt your dreams. B) Hideo Kojima will find you and use a coupon for 10 dollars off Metal Gear Solid 4 to give you a pretty nasty paper cut. After administering the cut he'll present the coupon to you because he doesn't want it to have to be this way, really. If the 10 dollar savings isn't enough, I've thought of a few ways you might acquire the remaining balance. You can steal it from a close friend or loved one. They already trust you, it really can't be that hard. You could bully someone smaller than you for the money knowing they earn a better salary because they invested more time into their education. You could scam the money out of a child or the elderly. Both parties are pretty dumb and can easily be tricked with promises of candy or the price is right tickets. That should be enough to get you started, you are an adult after all. This game is pretty much the tits. You buy. Remember, Kojima is watching you.

 

[TicklerChampion]

LoL, just wanted to point something out. If you notice that the word "people" is spelled correctly in the thought bubble, but is spelled incorrectly under the words "Kojima Productions" Anyways, MGS4 does rock, all PS3 owners should buy it. As for me, I don't own a PS3, but I do have a 360 and Wii, so I'm happy. But buy MGS4..... now.

 

[Cave In]

I've never been sold on the MGS series, and a game that is 50% cutscene doesnt appeal to me, but it is without a doubt the best game on the console right now, maybe now they might start advertising it as a games console instead of a cheap blu ray player now