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found this one...

Great cartoon! :feets:
Sorry that I don't speak French. 🙁
 
As best I can render it, idiomatically and frame by frame:

1) I am the Grand Inquisitor, and I can make you talk, Countess. Your witchcraft has seduced the Prince, and you have engaged in unnatural practices by caressing his cock with your feet. Is that true? TALK!

2) I have nothing to say to you. What I've done with the Prince is none of your business.Your accusations are ridiculous. Witchcraft? Depravity? Nonsense! Release me- I have nothing to say.

3) As you wish, Countess. You will be subjected to the Question to loosen your tongue. and I know exactly which torment to use in your case. [evil laugh]...
[Mr.] Bourreau!

4) At your service, Monsignor...

5) Would you be so kind as to assist our honoured guest to remove her shoes? I would like to see those pretty feet, which she uses with such lustful decadence.

6) With great pleasure!

7) (Countess thinks) Is he crazy? I haven't washed them! (Then says aloud) 'I am a noblewoman. It is forbidden to shed my blood!

8) Relax, my dear. I know the rules. l'll not shed a single drop of your blood. But believe me, what I will do will be incredibly effective, unless of course you wish to speak first?

9) Yuk! She could have washed those!

10) Ha! that'll teach you to take off a lady's shoes without her permission. I'm torturing YOU now!

11) He who laughs last, my dear! But you're the one who'll REALLY laugh. Bourreau, since she has such grubby feet, we'll just have to clean them by using the Torment of the Goat...

12) (Countess thinks...) Torment of the Goat? What's that? And why did he say I'd be laughing so much?

13) Man, do I ever love my job!

14) Ha ha ha! What are you doing to me? Stop, I'm ticklish!

15) Ticklish? You ain't seen nothin' yet! Allow me to introduce Biquette!

16) You brought this on yourself, Countess. You had your chance. Believe me, now you're going to talk. Bourreau, do your duty.

17) It tickles! Mercy! It tickles too much! My feet are so ticklish! Why are you doing this to me? It's torture! OK! I'll tell you everything!

18) I'm a witch! I cast a spell over the Prince! And seduced him! Make the goat stop! Stop her!

19) I know you've done what you said. But Biquette has to wash your other foot. She's a hard worker. That brine's running out so she'll have to lick between your toes.

20) Oh, that's unbearable! Mercy! I'm going to pee! No, not the other foot! Not my toes! Anything but the toes! Stop the goat and I'll do anything you say!

21) After your confession comes the punishment. In your case we'll just let the goat keep going- you seem to like it, and all that laughter's the proof!

22) Mercy! I'll go crazy! I've done everything you wanted! EVERYTHING! Stop the goat! She won't stop licking my feet and it tickles!

23) [An hour later...] (Countess)...and I stole a chandelier last year and let a servant take the rap! I don't change my underpants every day! I cheat at cards all the time! And I sneak candy! (Inquisitor) Good! Soothe your conscience. Tell me everything! (Bourreau) Coochie coochie coochie on the soles of her feet...Hey, shall I slosh on the brine for the sixth time, Monsignor?
 
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And the title is : "goat torture"...
I'm french, I was ready to translate, but Libertine did it before me, and certainly better than me. Her translation is perfect.
 
This cartoon strip seems to be missing its last page or pages.

Again, I've translated the dialogue idiomatically rather than word for word:

1) Over the Mideastern desert

2) Reconnaissance done- all's well. Returning to base.

3) Enemy plane detected- radar locked!

4) Fire!

5) (robot voice) Missile alert! Missile alert!

6) (robot voice) Missile alert! (pilot) Shit!!

7) Mayday! Missile strike! Aircraft uncontrollable! Ejecting!

8) Right- no need to panic- first I'll figure out where I am, then head for the border.

9) Great! The border's not far, and I've an ace up my sleeve...

10) ...with this 'local girl' disguise.

11) Dressed like this no one will know it's me!

12) Well, let's start trudging through this burning desert.

13) [A few miles away]

14) Hey, bro, our lives are a goddam bore. Nothing to do!

15) Yep. Nothing's going on in this fucking wilderness. We've tended the goats, and now there's nothing to do but wait until nightfall.

16) Speaking of the goats, they'll need water. Come look for some with me- it'll give us something to do.

17) Yeah, maybe we'll find something to cheer us up while we're at it.

18) Border's close- there's a herd of goats and no-one's around.

19) Weird- well, I'll get through as fast as I can

20) Hey, what's this? A woman? On her own? HERE?! It's our lucky day, bro!

21) Tie her tight, then let's take our guest home for a bit of fun!

22) For once we're gonna have an interesting day!!

23) C'mon, bro! Get in here and sling our guest into...

24) the Torture Chair!

25) 'What's this blonde babe doing on her own in the wilderness? You think she's a spy?' 'Chill! In a few minutes after the torture starts, she'll tell us everything.'

26) Speaking of, what amazing tortures are we going to inflict on this beauty?

27) Well, I want to watch her howl with laughter when we subject her to the Torment of the Goat's Tongue!

28) Oh, yeahhhh... great idea! She must have sensitive, cute little feet, and won't be able to bear being tickled on her soles!

29) I'm off to find a goat!!!

30) While he's looking, I'll just give myself a treat by taking off her shoes.

31) I like the smell! In fact, they even outdo the goats!

32) Have a look, Biquette! ('Biquette means 'kid/baby goat' but is also a term of affection, like 'kitten'.)

33) Right- time to cool off those smelly feet!

34) Who are you? What do you want with me? Why am I tied up?

35) I'm asking the questions here, blondie. Wanna play with us? We want to play at torturing you!
 
My dear 'MasterTickler12', you've had two rather time-consuming non-google translations, which were acknowledged midway by one 'nice, thank you', and then you promptly and without another word demanded more. I'm sure someone else can help you, but meanwhile I'm bowing out.

Good luck, and there's a book by Dale Carnegie called 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' that you may find helpful.
 
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Désolé. Le pseudo "Libertine" m'a induit en erreur...

Pas de quoi, et ca ne fait rien, mon vieux.

Incidentally, the phrase 'Sally Fairy Anne' meaning 'Don't worry about it', or 'It's nothing' is still common among old East End Londoners.

They don't know why they say it- to them it's just a colloquial expression, but it dates back to when the French Protestant Huguenot refugees, fleeing Catholic persecution in the 1680s, settled in Whitechapel, where for the most part they worked as lacemakers and silk weavers.

This mishearing of 'Ca ne fait rien' which became 'Sally Fairy Anne' is an example of how a French phrase became part of that district's dialect.
 
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