Freshmen versus Seniors

[goddess_nemesis]

Freshman: Is never in bed past noon.
Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.

Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut.
Senior: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he needs to attend.

Freshman: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall.
Senior: Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mountain Dew into a recitation class.

Freshman: Calls the professor "Teacher."
Senior: Calls the professor "Bob."

Freshman: Would walk ten miles to get to class.
Senior: Drives to class if it's more than three blocks away.

Freshman: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade.
Senior: Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade.

Freshman: Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the university.
Senior: Knows where the next class is. Usually.

Freshman: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed.
Senior: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box of pop tarts in hand.

Freshman: Has to ask where the computer labs are.
Senior: Has own personal workstation.

Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week.
Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... maybe.

Freshman: Looks forward to first classes of the year.
Senior: Looks forward to first beer garden of the year.

Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus I midterm
Senior: Is proud of not quite failing his Complex Analysis midterm

Freshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every other night
Senior: Calls Domino's every other night

Freshman: Is appalled at the class size and callousness of professors
Senior: Is appalled that the campus 'Subway' burned down over the summer

Freshman: Conscientiously completes all homework, including optional questions
Senior: Homework? I knew I forgot to do something last night

Freshman: Goes on grocery-shopping trip with Mom before moving onto campus
Senior: Has a beer with Mom before moving into group house

Freshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits him, the unlimited vista of educational opportunities, the chance to expand one's horizons and really make a contribution to society
Senior: Is excited about new dryers in laundry room

Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class
Senior: Occasionally stays awake for all of class

 

[Strider]

Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box of pop tarts in hand.

Ha! This is how I attend my morning classes basically every day.

 

[bellystrokes]

Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class
Senior: Occasionally stays awake for all of class


Maybe this had something to do with the ever declining GPA

 

[unclebill]

Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class
Senior: Occasionally stays awake for all of class


Maybe this had something to do with the ever declining GPA

Seniors cut class and steal Christmas tree`s too.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

When I saw this and read it, I realized I did exactly same thing when I started college. Now in my second year, I'm more relaxed but not to the extreme of a 'senior.' At least not yet. LOL!

BTW, bellystrokes, I love your bottom signature picture. It's awesome. 😀

 

[bellystrokes]

When I saw this and read it, I realized I did exactly same thing when I started college. Now in my second year, I'm more relaxed but not to the extreme of a 'senior.' At least not yet. LOL!

BTW, bellystrokes, I love your bottom signature picture. It's awesome. 😀

Give yourself time honey, give yourself time. And thank you, I found it somewhere and just thought it was cool. A little big but that is okay, I'll change it again next month.

And Uncle Bill, I hope there is no proof of you stealing a Xmas tree, you know like a photo or something.....................

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny list. 😀

 

[lespieds]

hahaha the senoir habits sound familiar.

I could not have survived college without mountain dew.
And I was always at least 1/2 awake.

I had one instructor who had the gall to make an example by bitching about attendance when I walked into class 1/2 hour late. I did that only a time or 10.

 

[sole seeker]

LOL

Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut.
Senior: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he needs to attend.

Lot of truth in this list.