Dave2112
Level of Cherry Feather
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Bob goes out to a bar to get loaded and try to pick up women. He succeeds in striking up a conversation with a stunning blonde who is raring to go. After closing, Bob takes the girl home, but they never even make it. Pulling to the curb in front of his apartment building, Bob hops in the back seat with the girl and they proceed to make the beast with two backs over and over again.
Bob steps out of the car to have a smoke when he bumps into his friend Tom.
"Tom," Bob says, "You have to check out this girl I just picked up! She's an animal! Go ahead, try it out. She's in the back seat of the car and she just can't get enough! She told me she'll do it with anyone, so knock yourself out."
Tom climbs into the back seat and finds that Bob was right. As he's making love to the girl, a police officer comes along and taps on the window, shining his flashlight into the car.
"Ok, you wanna break it up here?" the cop says.
"It's ok, officer," Tom relies, "this is my wife."
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
Tom relpies, "That's alright, I didn't know either until you turned that light on..."
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Bob steps out of the car to have a smoke when he bumps into his friend Tom.
"Tom," Bob says, "You have to check out this girl I just picked up! She's an animal! Go ahead, try it out. She's in the back seat of the car and she just can't get enough! She told me she'll do it with anyone, so knock yourself out."
Tom climbs into the back seat and finds that Bob was right. As he's making love to the girl, a police officer comes along and taps on the window, shining his flashlight into the car.
"Ok, you wanna break it up here?" the cop says.
"It's ok, officer," Tom relies, "this is my wife."
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
Tom relpies, "That's alright, I didn't know either until you turned that light on..."
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