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Fun Thing to do at the Grocery Store...

Dave2112

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Have you ever seen those people who open a candy bar or a soda and consume it while shopping, then put the empty wrapper/bottle on the counter when they check out to be rung up for the item?

Ever been bored out of your mind at the Try-n-Save? Here's what you do...

Find a Canned Ham. A big one. Open up the canister, kick the ham under the freezer or something. Take some of that unholy jelly-looking stuff and smear it on your face. Bring the can to the counter to be rung up. Bring nothing else. Belch when the girl gives you that look.

This also works with turkey bags...😀
 
How about an empty Depends Package? Pour some lemonade around that area in the aisle.
 
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