fun things to do at Walmart

[bratgirl365]

> > > >
> > > > > > > Subject: Fun things to do at Wal-Mart
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples
> carts
> > > when
> > > > > >they
> > > > > > > >aren't looking.
> > > > > > > >2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5
minute
> > > > > >intervals.
> > > > > > > >3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
> > > > restrooms.
> > > > > > > >4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official
tone,
> > > 'Code
> > > > > >3'
> > > > > >in
> > > > > > > >Housewares, and see what happens.
> > > > > > > >5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
lay
> > > away.
> > > > > > > >6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
> > > > > > > >7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
> > shoppers
> > > > > >you'll
> > > > > > > >invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
> department.
> > > > > > > >8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask
> > > 'Why
> > > > > >can't
> > > > > > > >you people just leave me alone?'
> > > > > > > >9. Look right into the security camera! Use it as a mirror
and
> > pick
> > > > > >your
> > > > > > > >nose.
> > > > > > > >10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
> clerk
> > if
> > > > he
> > > > > > > >knows where the antidepressants are.
> > > > > > > >11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the
> > > theme
> > > > > >from
> > > > > > > >'Mission Impossible.'
> > > > > > > >12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
using
> > > > > >different
> > > > > > > >size funnels.
> > > > > > > >13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say
> > > "PICK
> > > > > >ME!
> > > > > > > >PICK ME!"
> > > > > > > >14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
> the
> > > > fetal
> > > > > > > >position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >And last but not least
> > > > > > > >15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while
and
> > then
> > > > > >yell
> > > > > > > >loudly "There's no toilet paper in here."

 

[qjakal]

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[qjakal]

Redone...

Subject: Fun things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples
carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5
minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official
tone, 'Code 3'in Housewares, and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera! Use it as a mirror
and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the theme from'Mission Impossible.'

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while
and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here."

 

[TicklishSinner]

LOL og my goodness sounds like things my friends and i would pull in the 24 hours walmart

 

[tklgal226]

lol....i like those...good ideas....hmmmmm.....guess i know what im doing this weekend! 😀

~clair

 

[bratgirl365]

Re: A helpful website...

http://www.mistered.us/stripper/index.shtml

This will allow you to remove all the <<<>>>> with a copy/paste function...makes things much more readable.

Q

Thank you!

 

[EvlJester]

well i used to work for wal mart and people accually did that stuff all the time. and i thought it was funny as hell to watch them.