Geekiest things you have heard people say.

[Artoo]

I was in labs today, and it's one of those labs which kill your soul. Slowly. (over 3 hours). Anyway, one of my friends was busy doing his work and he suddenly cracks this little gem.

"Haha! I am the master of the soldering iron! Fear me, you little water molecules, as I evaporate you, for I am the king of evapouration as well!"

To which we all looked at him and stared...

I don't blame him, I think he had cabin fever, but what are the geekiest things you've ever heard anyone say?

 

[Bohemianne]

My lifetime favorite

A friend said this:

"I was born yesterday but I was born genius"

 

[Artoo]

"I have many points in geek"