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Giant clams

Bugman

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Do they exist, and how are they related to Ray and Shemp? Discuss.
 
They sure do exist. I've had them chopped up into some delicious chowder! Mmm!

Um, let's see....how do they relate to Shemp and Venray? Um. Oh yeah! I bet they enjoy (or enjoyed, in Shemp's case) a nice bowl of chowder! :bounce:
 
It is a little known fact that shemp met his violent end when he was eaten by a giant clam. True stuff.

Now, I don't know this to be absolutely true, but my good buddy Cy/MiG assures me that there is currently a giant clam seeking out Ray for possible consumption. TKLMAN disagrees, thinking that the giant clam is merely trying to serve Ray some legal documents. Either way, trouble is afoot!
 
It is a little known fact that shemp met his violent end when he was eaten by a giant clam. True stuff.

Intresting. I didn't know that.


Now, I don't know this to be absolutely true, but my good buddy Cy/MiG assures me that there is currently a giant clam seeking out Ray for possible consumption. TKLMAN disagrees, thinking that the giant clam is merely trying to serve Ray some legal documents. Either way, trouble is afoot!

:panic:
 
Um, let's see....how do they relate to Shempland Venray?

I suspect Ray and Shemp might be direct descendants of said giant clams. Just my opinion.
 
They sure do exist. I've had them chopped up into some delicious chowder! Mmm!

Um, let's see....how do they relate to Shemp and Venray? Um. Oh yeah! I bet they enjoy (or enjoyed, in Shemp's case) a nice bowl of chowder! :bounce:


I HOPE your not planning on chopping up Venray and Shemp into some delicious chowder!!!:wowzer::wow:



Drew
 
Now, I don't know this to be absolutely true, but my good buddy Cy/MiG assures me that there is currently a giant clam seeking out Ray for possible consumption. TKLMAN disagrees, thinking that the giant clam is merely trying to serve Ray some legal documents. Either way, trouble is afoot!

That's right.

Though I do find it somewhat odd that a giant clam would be employed as a process server for small clams court. 😕
 
That's right.

Though I do find it somewhat odd that a giant clam would be employed as a process server for small clams court. 😕

Now that's just wrong..:disgust: 😀
 
It is a little known fact that shemp met his violent end when he was eaten by a giant clam. True stuff.

Now, I don't know this to be absolutely true, but my good buddy Cy/MiG assures me that there is currently a giant clam seeking out Ray for possible consumption. TKLMAN disagrees, thinking that the giant clam is merely trying to serve Ray some legal documents. Either way, trouble is afoot!

Oh God, you've said 'foot' in a thread involving a Giant Clam. Expect mayhem now!
 
I HOPE your not planning on chopping up Venray and Shemp into some delicious chowder!!!:wowzer::wow:



Drew

I don't know about Shemp, but I suspect Ray would be rather tough and stringy even after being chopped up..
 
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