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Go ask your Dad

Bugman

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A little girl asked her Mom,Mom,may i take the dog for a walk around the block?

Mom replies no,because the dog is in heat.Whats that mean asks the girl?

Go ask your dad,hes in the garage.Going into the garage,the girl says dad i want to take Belle for a walk but mom says shes in heat and to ask you.

Dad says,bring Belle here.He takes a rag,soaks it in gasoline and scrubbs the dogs backside with it.Ok,now you can take Belle for a walk,but keep her on the leash and come right back.

The girl returns a few minuetes later with no dog.Wheres Belle asks dad.

Well dad,she ran out of gas about halfway down the block,so another dog is pushing her home.
 
Oh sweet Jesus I did not see that one coming, ehehehehehehheehheehheehe
 
o buggy did you make that up??? fantastic...
 
I wish i was that clever,someone sent it to me.^
 
That`s good!

Thanks,Bugman! Back to cleaning the coffee from my screen..... :jester:
 
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