Golfing With The Wife

[Illtcklu]

A man staggers into casualty with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the ... well that's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

 

[milagros317]

ROTFLMAO 😛 😛
Great one! 😀

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Lmao. Now this was funny. 😀

 

[isabeau]

now this one i don't get.... sighs...

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

now this one i don't get.... sighs...

He was saying how the ball looked like her's. But it sounds like he's saying that the cow's ass looks like her's.

 

[isabeau]

He was saying how the ball looked like her's. But it sounds like he's saying that the cow's ass looks like her's.

thanks hon..to think i must have a joke explained by an eighteen or nineteen year old..sighs.. lolol..

 

[Bugman]

lmao,very good!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

thanks hon..

You're very welcome.

 

[AffectionateDan]

Wrapped around his neck, eh? I'd have bet a dollar that he'd have come in with it in the same place as he'd found the ball in the cow!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

moral of the story: be careful of what you say in front of your wife! 😀

 

[Mastertank1]

When I saw the title, 'golfing with the wife'....

My first thought was; does he use her as a club, a ball or a tee?
Guess my mind just works differently (when it works at all!).

 

[sole seeker]

Hillarious!

One of the best I read recently.