A farmer ordered a high tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away, so he decided to test it on himself. He inserted his penis into the equipment and turned the switch on. He really was having a good time as the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. However, when the fun was over, he found that he could not take the instrument off. He read the manual, but could not find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument. Some made the equipment squeeze, shake or suck harder or less, but he still had no success getting out of it. Panicking, he barely reached the phone and called the suppliers customer service hotline. The farmer said, "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company and it worked fantastic. But how can I take it off the cows udder??" The customer service rep said, "Don`t worry. The machine was programmed to release automatically after collecting 2 gallons of milk." 
